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• Jack Jenkins and Henry Patterson • Season 1 • Episode 18

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Calling all our fabulous All Exclusive listeners, the moment has arrived! We're wrapping up Season One, and no, we're not wrapping ourselves in tortillas, laying down beats like Eminem, or going all Santa's elves on Christmas Eve. 😂

A wrap party in the podcast world means we've reached the end of a brilliant season and want to celebrate with all of you! 🎊🥳🍾

Over the past few months, you've been with us through laughter, questionable fashion choices, hash brown debates, overpriced haircuts and puffin-loving moments. You've joined us on the journey from school days to cruise ships to Potters breaks; we are eternally grateful for that! 🙏🎧❤️

And now, as we wrap up (get it?) Season One, we want to extend our heartfelt thanks to everyone for tuning in. 👏👏👏

So cheers to you, our All Exclusive listeners! 🥂 Here's to memories made and more to come. We’ll be back in September, ready to unravel (or should we say 'unwrap') Season Two, promising more laughs, behind-the-scenes Potters stories and, of course, more All Exclusive goodness! 🎙️🍁🍂

In the meantime, keep being awesome, stay tuned, and remember, we're not done yet - this is just an intermission. Catch you on the flip side! 👋😎🎉

🎙️Your trusty podcast hosts,
Henry and Jack

P.S. Remember, no matter how warm it gets this summer, don't be like Jack - you don't always need to wear a coat! 🧥😂

#AllExclusivePod #WrapParty #SeeYouInSeptember

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Rap Party and Season One Recap

Speaker 1

17 episodes Jack 17 episodes.

Speaker 2

One hell of a journey.

Speaker 1

Absolutely.

Speaker 2

And here we are at the party. Welcome to the party, everybody.

Speaker 1

Come on in, come on in Want to have a can of pay.

Speaker 2

Yes, of course. Where are the can of pay's from Henry?

Speaker 1

The can of pay is Everyone loves an M&S can of pay.

Speaker 2

I was gonna ask you this because I thought this is interesting. Like, where are we sourcing all of our party ingredients from? Where are we getting the Well, I think it has to vary, doesn't it?

Speaker 1

I mean, stuff like condiments has to be Fortnums, because that's a trusty. Everyone has a Fortnums jar somewhere in their pantry.

Speaker 2

It has to be, does it? What's wrong with like a I don't know Tisco's?

Speaker 1

Not a fan of own brand condiments.

Speaker 2

No, no, no, not from own brand.

Speaker 1

No, I've still got your ketchup that you left when we had fish and chips the other day.

Speaker 2

It's not nice, is it?

Speaker 1

It's Aldi Own brand.

Speaker 2

Yeah, but that's because you could Not a lot of wide selection of ketchup in Aldi, but Aldi's good. I'm actually quite a ray. Aldi, have you got a bit of a supermarket loyalty Wait?

Speaker 1

Driz and Parties Most people do.

Speaker 2

I think you'll find that most people and this would be an interesting question to ask people Like if you're throwing a party, where do you get your food and drink from?

Speaker 1

Well, because we would and I'm not sure if you used to do this, For, like the big Christmas Day shop, we wouldn't go to our normal local supermarket. We'd go to our favourite supermarket, because it's very rare that you are local to your loyal supermarket.

Speaker 2

I feel I always remember there's not really a waitrose round here.

Speaker 1

There is not a waitrose in the whole of Norfolk, really, no, I remember travelling with my grandad a great distance to go to a waitrose. Yeah.

Speaker 2

Just a pointless long car journey.

Speaker 1

Not pointless, jack? Well, it's not pointless. I got the other day and you know this is a waitrose essentials Grapefruit. Is it grapefruit Shower gel? That's a bit strange.

Speaker 2

Anyway, but we're here at the party.

Speaker 1

I think we've got to intro it officially.

Speaker 2

Welcome to the kitchen of the. Welcome to the kitchen. There's an island in the middle with a nice spread. Yeah, some dip Hummus.

Speaker 1

What I've learnt, jack, from my time on this earth. There's nothing better than to have a spread with the following things Some foliage, because it just makes it look nice. Put some greenery on there.

Speaker 2

Is it all about the display today?

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2

Why are we going so much into the visuals of the spread, considering this is a podcast, because I'm giving people some good advice here, but it's an audio party.

Speaker 1

For a summer party. Also incredible idea Do it. Get some figs, cut them in half, put them face up so you can see the inside of the fig they're just visually lovely fruits and then put them within the foliage.

Speaker 2

Right. Only do that if you're going to invite us to the party first, yeah, on a nice cheeseboard as well.

Speaker 1

Yeah, and everyone loves the cheese and pineapple hedgehog and the amount of pastry to what the aesthetic may be, giving no one's above cheese and pineapple.

Speaker 2

It does cheapen the look. No, no, I think it does.

Speaker 1

No one's above it no one, no amount of sophistication. Elegance, finesse is above a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Speaker 2

I don't think.

Speaker 1

King Charles has the next buffet Guarantee.

Speaker 2

He has Guarantee he has Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. I'm actually really hungry because we're just recording this before lunch, so let's move away from the food.

Speaker 1

We've come to the end of season one.

Speaker 2

We have.

Speaker 1

Of.

Speaker 2

The All Exclusive.

Speaker 1

Podcast let's get this party started. Hit it.

Speaker 2

Let's start this party off in style. Let's let everybody know because I think we have reached. I mean, we had a big celebration when we reached 10,000 downloads. We have now reached, with your help, the listener 15,000 downloads.

Speaker 1

So a big old thank you to each Get the party canon.

Speaker 2

Get the party canon. Oh no, Mike's got us removed all party canons from the resort. There is now a ban on explosives.

Speaker 1

That's ban on everything, isn't there.

Speaker 2

God, there is an embargo.

Speaker 1

But anyway, Jack, you said to kind of kick this thing off in style. Yeah. We had a message from the most stylish woman I know.

Speaker 2

Very true.

Speaker 1

Celia Potter.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Here's what she had to say.

Speaker 5

I'm actually sat in the car at five minutes because I cannot find a quiet spot inside, so I've come back to the car to record this, okay, so end of season one, culminating with your rap party. Amida did say to me yesterday when I mentioned I was going to do a voicemail for you both for your rap party, and she just looked at me and said but mum, you can't rap. So she quickly explained what a rap party was. But, moving on, I don't have one favorite moment. It's been great listening to each guest you've had on every week and hearing their story and how they became part of what is the Potter's family. It's been fascinating. I've really enjoyed it.

Speaker 5

There's one or two things that have stood out just very quickly Ben, banana and tuna that is a hard no from me, absolutely, oh, no way. And Mark, recalling the wonderful story of how he was holding up the flight at Heathrow. They were late to the plane and I've been in this situation myself. And when they got on and when he got on the plane, there is Brian and Judy sitting there. It really resonated with me because it's a story that both Brian and Judy have told over the years and we've had a real giggle over it, so it was lovely to hear that story again. So yeah, there's been many giggles over the series and it's been great fun. So well done. Looking forward to series two, we need to reach or what you need to reach 25,000 plus. So that's the goal and once you've reached that, you know we could look at upgrading the McDonald's box to something maybe a little bit more special. So watch this space. Fortnum and Mason's maybe Enjoy the party. Bye, bye.

Speaker 2

Celia Potter, thank you very much for joining the party there.

Speaker 1

Fortnum sounds good to me. Celia See, she knows the condiments are there.

Speaker 2

She does. Yeah, she does. I think Amelia touched on something that was quite impressive there. I would have liked to have heard Celia Potter rap. What do you think, Henry?

Speaker 1

I think maybe she is the next rap sensation.

Speaker 2

Could be. I'd have loved to have heard that.

Speaker 1

The number one rapper in Hopton on C.

Speaker 2

But we really appreciate a message there from our number one fan, Celia Potter.

Speaker 1

No, thank you, Celia.

Speaker 2

And we look forward to trying your.

Speaker 1

Coronation Chicken. She can bring that to the spread. Maybe we should ask all of our guests what was too late. Now We've already spoken to them.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

What they would bring to our spread.

Speaker 2

Well, good job, we haven't asked Ben, because he would bring yeah they are asking Ben to bring any food.

Speaker 1

No, definitely not Another person who has been very prominent on this podcast. Jack is our managing director. Well, of course, he's been prominent. He's the producer and loyal producer, Mike Scott, who we did thank last week, but let's thank him again, him and Tara. Thank you, Mike. Scott For listening tirelessly to 18 episodes.

Speaker 2

And if you haven't liked anything that has appeared on the last 18 episodes, it's their fault.

Speaker 1

really it's their fault because all the good stuff is cut. Yes, we said it.

Speaker 2

They're the ones who decide the edit.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's very true. So if you're the person who gave us the four star review, who's the real person to be angry with? Mike Scott? It's not us.

Speaker 2

But there we go.

Speaker 1

We went and visited Mike, didn't we Jack? We did.

Speaker 2

We went and popped into his office. Have a little listen to see how that went. Mr Scott, how are you? Oh, hello and friend, how are you? Very quickly, what do you think of season one of the all exclusive podcast?

Speaker 6

Oh, brilliant, best thing ever. She's never listened to that.

Speaker 2

What was your favorite episode Two?

Speaker 7

The second one, obviously, with who you guys?

Speaker 2

And May.

Speaker 7

Well, this is a little bit awkward.

Speaker 2

I feel like we've interrupted a very important meeting.

Speaker 9

My favorite was episode 11, I think what Mike Scott, yeah, that was a particularly good episode, yeah.

Speaker 1

That was off Mike Scott, actually episode 11. It was. Actually, yeah, episode 12 was when we sat down as a three, so your favorite episode was episode 11, when you weren't here we're on holiday and we came into your office. It was a very quiet week.

Speaker 2

I have to say that was my favorite episode as well.

Speaker 9

Yeah, jack, why have you got your coat on? It's the middle of the summer.

Speaker 2

Look, it's very cold in this office. It's always a well air conditioned office. Just get the puffer off and get on.

Speaker 1

Puffers and puffins. That's just about sums up season one. What's one of your favorite moments? And then I'll let you get back to your meeting. But what's one of your favorite moments of season one?

Speaker 9

I've enjoyed the ABC quiz a lot and, to be honest, jack's made me laugh quite a lot throughout the season. Just Jack. Well, I'm Brewer, obviously.

Speaker 1

Just those two and some of you guess. Thanks, mike. And who do you think is going to win in the ABC showdown between Sean and Lucy? Lucy, clearly, thank you, mike.

Speaker 2

What do you think, mike, about the fact that actually you maybe should be in that ABC showdown, Because Henry obviously submitted to your guilt trip and gave you an extra half a point?

Speaker 9

Yeah, if you two really want to live on sun cream yeah being a non acceptable answer then you can live with your guilt. I don't mind. But if you want to bring the trophy and admit you were both wrong, I'm quite comfortable with that.

Speaker 1

Please wear SPF in all weathers, exactly.

Speaker 2

Or a coat.

Speaker 1

Or a coat. Thank you, mike, take care now. Bye.

Speaker 2

Sorry to interrupt that very important meeting.

Speaker 1

We'll let you get back to discussing the future of the business now, Mike. Thank you.

Speaker 2

Very important meeting. We interrupted there. Very important actually, but that's okay.

Speaker 1

Lovely seeing Mike. I think he actually loves our chats Very much.

Speaker 2

He doesn't show on his face or in his voice or in his general demeanor, but I'm sure he does secretly enjoy.

Speaker 1

It's like we're looking at his heart and we can see us in there.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, we did touch on something in that conversation there. Yes. Because there has been a bit of a ongoing conversation surrounding the. Abc quiz. And can we just take a moment to appreciate how popular the ABC quiz has been. I know it's weird, isn't it?

Speaker 2

It's been wonderful. So each of our guests have taken part in the ABC challenge, but there can only be one winner and at the top of the leaderboard. Despite you trying to cheat to boost Mike up there, we did have Lucy Hunt and Sean Hathaway at the top of the ABC quiz Joint first, yeah, so what are we going to do about that, jack? Well, we've come up with a bit of an idea. We're going to have an ABC showdown. Anything but correct.

Speaker 1

You really wanted to do that, didn't you? Yeah, I know I haven't been given the chance to do that. You've not done it this season, no.

Speaker 2

That was my opportunity. Well, we're going to get them to go head to head Lucy versus Sean at the ABC quiz. One final challenge, but we're not going to bring it to you in this episode because we know obviously this is the last episode of the season.

Speaker 1

You're going to miss us.

Speaker 2

You're going to miss us.

Speaker 1

Hopefully.

Speaker 2

So we are going to go away. We're going to do a video and record the ABC showdown between Sean and Lucy and we will be releasing it in visual format on Facebook, but also in audio format, Certainly Well through the podcast platforms.

Speaker 1

We certainly will, Jack. It's funny when you talk about the ABC quiz. We've done so many of them now If you think back to the first episode when we were with Roxy. Yeah, I mean, that just seems like so long ago.

Speaker 2

It feels like a lifetime ago and you've developed more of a drinking habit.

Speaker 1

Well, we are making it sound like I'm an alcoholic, which I'm not, Although I did have a few drinks with Johnny Mack last night and he was trying to ruin me and I did say Johnny no. But apart from Johnny Mack, I mean it was Roxy who first led me astray down that path.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

And should we have a look back at that moment and when it happened? Let's go and have a listen. I actually feel like I've not been any used to talking. I've barely spoken in this whole recording session.

Speaker 7

You've become, you've spoken. None of it can be used, but you've spoken.

Speaker 2

You've become more useful than more you've drunk. How about actually Like the less coherent?

Speaker 1

Fairs, bro, yeah, bro, right, let's keep going. Here we go. Yeah, bro.

Speaker 2

Take nine four. We're heading towards the evening. Before dinner. What sort of what do you like to? Do you like to go back to the room, get ready, dress up for the evening?

Speaker 7

Yeah, yeah, I like to get ready.

Speaker 2

No, it's actually quite descriptive, right.

Speaker 7

It's an episode one.

Speaker 1

This is what we're selling this on.

Speaker 7

So I would Probably actually, if I was here with a group of friends, we'd all choose one room to go to, We'd all get ready together.

Speaker 1

Like a wedding morning, yeah.

Speaker 7

Literally that, but we do that all the time.

PTC Show Favorites and Tour Stories

Speaker 1

So we're coming out of dinner and we're going to go into your show this evening. What is your favourite PTC show of all time? What show are you going to be seeing on your perfect break?

Speaker 2

You can pick any show, not just the ones you've been in, but any show that you've seen.

Speaker 7

What's your all-time?

Speaker 2

favorite show.

Speaker 7

Henry, can you repeat the question?

Speaker 1

I did it, you did do it, I was impressed, so do it again.

Speaker 7

Yeah, I do it again Better.

Speaker 1

Okay, more flair. So you finished dinner. Oh my god, I sound so happy. I should drink more.

Speaker 2

You should not. No, but to be fair, you do sound happy, I sound flavoursome, you do. This is an enjoyable side of you.

Speaker 7

Yeah, it is. So, who says they sound flavoursome Go.

Speaker 2

What's the flavour?

Speaker 1

Lemon water. What is the show that you're going to be seeing on your favourite? No, I was doing so well. What is the show that you're going to be seeing on your perfect break? What's the best PTC show that you've ever seen in your life?

Speaker 2

Do you remember much about that interview?

Speaker 1

Literally none of it.

Speaker 2

Because it was, I just remember, being excruciatingly painful, other than feeling flavoursome Jack.

Speaker 1

To be fair, I don't remember any of it. But on the subject of pain, that clip I don't know why that clip reminded me of this, but this is a really random one when Roxy thought Clay Pigeon shooting was shooting Clay at pigeons.

Speaker 2

That was possibly one of my favourite moments from that episode, just of how ridiculous that comment was. I think we've really highlighted, sometimes, just some of the intelligence levels of some of our members of the team Shall we listen to that moment. Let's have a listen to this. Let's start the question.

Speaker 7

You haven't started the questions.

Speaker 2

No.

Speaker 7

What was that? Is that a sound check?

Speaker 1

Was that the sound check, testing, testing.

Speaker 2

Testing, testing one, two, three yes, done.

Speaker 1

I think we're good to go.

Speaker 2

Yes, let's do an hour of that. We're designing your perfect Potter Sprite. That's the aim of this podcast. I know it's episode one. You've not heard any of the other ones, so it's difficult to get them out.

Speaker 1

Air rifle, I'm very strong.

Speaker 7

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2

Is that all the shooting in the lakeside where we used to go?

Speaker 1

We used to do Clay Pigeon shooting at school, but I never partake you did.

Speaker 7

Oh, against you, I was against the harm of clay.

Speaker 2

Well no, it's clay.

Speaker 7

Oh right, why is it called pigeon?

Speaker 2

Well, it's just an expression. Oh, I didn't know that it's a clay.

Speaker 7

I thought it was firing clay at pigeons, is it not?

Speaker 2

No, no, you're not firing anything at an actual pigeon. It's just one of those classic examples of someone being completely confused and completely misunderstanding a topic.

Speaker 1

But on the subject of all those moments, we did sit down with Roxy virtually, because she's on tour at the moment.

Speaker 2

What a full circle moment. When we first recorded her episode, she just returned from her tour with Boy George and however many months later, no, she's now back on tour with Boy.

Speaker 8

George, in America, in Georgia.

Speaker 1

Boy Georgia, boy George. And this is what Roxy had to say on Zoom.

Speaker 2

Roxy, you're on hold. Welcome All. Exclusive season one the wrap party Wow, what time is it what highlight?

Speaker 11

I think it's coming up to 9 am. What do you mean? You think I can't see the time until June.

Speaker 1

I'm guessing when actually in the world are you, Roxy?

Speaker 11

I know that I'm nearly 9 am. I don't know where I am. Actually. I'm not going to lie. I just left Atlanta. I don't know About four hours from there.

Speaker 1

So somewhere in Georgia.

Speaker 11

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Are you on the midnight train?

Speaker 11

I felt like it last night. I was being thrown about on that tour bus. I tell you that sounded not like that.

Speaker 2

I mean, unfortunately, we can't make this.

Speaker 1

This one really is wrong.

Speaker 7

I mean, it was really really.

Speaker 1

It's been thrown about.

Speaker 6

Roxy Is it really bad.

Speaker 1

Was it really?

Speaker 11

bad. Yeah, it was rough.

Speaker 2

Was it? Wow, I was going to ask you how the tour is going, but you've described it as rough.

Speaker 11

No, it's a bit relentless this one. There's loads of dates so we're all pretty tired, but it's good. How's it back up? Hot as.

Speaker 2

It's wonderful Going really well.

Speaker 1

I'm just missing you a lot.

Speaker 11

Good, oh, hens, have you been off the drink while I've been away?

Speaker 1

No, I've actually turned to it as a comfort blanket for you. He's been drinking more.

Speaker 2

He's been feeling very.

Speaker 11

Pinchin' and lemonade.

Speaker 1

Well, Pinchin' and lemonade. I had a Malibu diet coke. The other day I had a Malibu and pineapple. Brian made me a few cocktails at his house, and by a few.

Speaker 11

What kind of things was he making?

Speaker 1

Well, because Brian was telling us he used to be a world-renowned cocktail maker.

Speaker 2

Roxy did. It was like Tom Cruise in the film cocktail.

Speaker 11

Right.

Speaker 1

He made me a strawberry daiquiri. He made me Brian's special coconut dream. He made me. He made me a Cosmo.

Speaker 11

What colour was that one?

Speaker 1

What, brian's coconut?

Speaker 11

dream. I hope you're tasting that. I hope you're tasting that you could have been there. Really you could have been there. I wish, I wish I'm missing out on so much.

Speaker 1

You've missed out on Brian's coconut dream. Well, Roxy Arnold is of course, the season one rap party. We're thinking way back to episode where we were interviewing you.

Speaker 2

How has the Netflix podcast changed your life? Because obviously has it launched you into Stardom.

Speaker 11

I would say it's had zero effect.

Speaker 2

Oh, but it's the number two podcast in Hopton on Seed. Did you ever know it was going to reach the Disney Heights? The number two podcast in Hopton on Seed.

Speaker 11

Number seven in Albania. Albania for comedy podcast how many is there? Only two podcasts in Hopton.

Speaker 1

We don't know the official numbers. We do know that in Albania we're actually number seven in the whole comedy ratings.

Speaker 11

In all of Albania. Well, I'm glad to be part of that.

Speaker 2

Thank you. Do you go to Albania on your tour?

Speaker 11

Not this time, but.

Speaker 1

Do you know if Boy George has listened to the All it's Crazy podcast?

Speaker 11

I can say for sure that he hasn't.

Speaker 12

How do you know?

Speaker 11

I don't know he's actually said he would never listen to that.

Speaker 2

Would he ever send us a voice note that we could play for the rap party? Does he love a party?

Speaker 11

He probably would actually.

Speaker 1

And we have a voice message from Boy George.

Speaker 11

I could probably convince him, but I wouldn't say it's for that. I'll just get something out of him.

Speaker 2

Also, we've got a little present from you. Ever been gone to him For you? Yeah?

Speaker 11

I was going to say from me.

Speaker 2

A present for you, because a guest has sent you a little blue toothbrush. Oh, what kind is that? It's obviously in reference to the song and not your dental hypo-methods.

Speaker 11

Did you get a pink one, Henry?

Speaker 1

No, although it should have been. You know, in Home Alone 2, the turtle doves and they give it to each other. I should have had a blue one, and then we'll never be apart. When we look back on episode one, do you have a favourite memory of recording your episode?

Speaker 11

I think when it finished it went on so long. It was the day after I got back from the other tour and you were like, oh, let's record this podcast. And I thought, oh, fair enough, you ordered some pizzas, got some drinks. I thought what a lovely time this is going to be Three and a half hours in. And then I'm always talking about I couldn't feel that way the worst bit about it, Henry. Yeah, what. Yeah.

Speaker 11

What do you mean? He couldn't get his words out and we kept having to, you kept having to repeat the questions and then you wasn't happy because you couldn't get the questions out of your mouth, because you were so drunk and he was waiting around for you to finish your sentence.

Speaker 1

You obviously set the leaderboard for the ABC Quiz, Roxy. How do you feel you did on the ABC Quiz?

Speaker 11

I feel I did the best without cheating, I agree with that and without just getting loads of extra points for no reason, henry.

Speaker 2

How do you feel about Lucy's extra points?

Speaker 11

I can't talk. No, I can't talk about that. I was with Johnny Mack at the time and we spoke about it and we were fuming.

Speaker 2

Sorry to hear that, Roxy. Well, naturally Johnny Mack was a bit annoyed because he was the worst we had on it.

Speaker 11

But he was just yeah. I don't know why he was so mad. He never would have won, but still.

Speaker 1

You could have done it, I think.

Speaker 11

Yeah, I think so, and you stopped that from happening, henry.

Speaker 1

I'm sorry we do.

Speaker 11

Who actually did win?

Speaker 1

Well, we have coming up because it turned out that Sean and Lucy both got the same amount of points. So coming up next week is on Facebook. We're going to have a head-to-head, Sean and Lucy competing. Who do you think is going to win?

Speaker 11

Probably Sean, because he can come up with some rubbish.

Speaker 1

I think Lucy actually.

Speaker 2

She was very good at it. But you are right, Sean can talk a lot of rubbish. Have you got any favourite moments from the rest of the season?

Speaker 11

I'm not going to lie, I haven't listened to it at all.

Speaker 2

Have you listened to your own one?

Speaker 11

I listened to most of mine. I listened to Lucy's. I listened to Johnny Mack's. I listened to one part of Mack's. I listened to the first part of yours, Henry. Boom. That's where I'm at.

Speaker 1

And she said Sorry.

Speaker 11

Jack didn't make it to yours yet.

Speaker 1

She actually said it in a really lovely message.

Speaker 11

I did. I said what a legend.

Speaker 1

And it was very sweet. Thank you, Roxy.

Speaker 11

But I don't need to listen to the others, have you?

Speaker 1

had any thought or time to reconsider who you would rather take on holiday? Because you did say Jack.

Speaker 11

Yeah, but the choices are slim there, you or Henry.

Speaker 2

You can't get back and change your answer.

Speaker 1

I think she wants to. I can see it in her eyes.

Speaker 11

I think we need to thicken the question when are we on this holiday?

Speaker 2

Wherever you want to go the Maldives.

Speaker 11

Yeah, still Jack.

Speaker 2

New York. Henry, you can't keep changing the parameters until eventually it's one that A world cruise.

Speaker 11

Oh, tricky one, I think.

Speaker 2

Henry would be unbearable on a world cruise.

Speaker 11

Yeah, it's a long time with Henry, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 1

but it's a long time.

Speaker 11

Would we have to share a room with factors in? Okay, I could do that, Henry. We could go on a world cruise.

Speaker 1

Thanks, Roxy. Well done, Henry. I'm very excited for that.

Speaker 2

Well done, she still picked me first One day.

Speaker 11

I feel like Henry might pay for it as well.

Speaker 1

One day, when we're both retired, I think we should both go on a world cruise, me and you, roxy.

Speaker 11

You do realise I'm going to retire quite a bit before you.

Speaker 1

Not too far. You're only the the.

Speaker 2

It's got the inheritance, the.

Speaker 11

I'm 31. You can say it.

Speaker 1

I don't know how old you are, roxy, to be honest, I'm 31.

Speaker 11

I'm ageless.

Speaker 1

You certainly don't look at Roxy.

Speaker 11

I do now. I look 45 today. Right now you do.

Speaker 2

I mean normally you don't look at. Can you add a filter on to Zoom? Yeah, you can.

Speaker 1

Do you remember when that lawyer in the accidentally had a cat on his face and he didn't get it off?

Speaker 11

Do you remember that? No, but yeah, do that to me.

Speaker 1

Well, Roxy, we are going to have to wrap this up, because it is the wrap-up.

Speaker 2

Oh what a shame have you got any general messages for our listeners to round off the end of season one.

Speaker 11

You know, thanks for the support for Henry and Jack and they probably have so much support. They are going to do a second series, which I'm just hoping they don't ask me, I know you are coming back, yeah you are coming back on, yeah, newsy hasn't there? No, it actually has been. You've done really well, boys. I'm not going to lie. Thank you, Roxy. I've enjoyed the podcast I've listened to. Very enjoyable.

Highlights and Interviews From Season One

Speaker 1

Well, thank you so much. We look forward to our message from International Recordings star boy George yeah.

Speaker 11

You do that you do it as if I can't get hold of him. I will just do something like that.

Speaker 1

As boy George, yeah, yeah, hi, it's me boy George. Yeah, to do you a bit of a thing, there we go.

Speaker 2

And have we received that message from boy George? Do you know what, Jack?

Speaker 1

No.

Speaker 2

No, we haven't have we.

Speaker 1

No, we haven't, and that's.

Speaker 2

You just can't rely on Roxy Arnold.

Speaker 1

I bet if we were in boy George he'd have been reliable.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

But Roxy Arnold Not so much, not a chance.

Speaker 2

But it was great to catch up with Roxy again as well. She's back very soon. She is back very soon.

Speaker 1

She'll be back for season two as well, despite her not wanting to come on season two. I think you put her off.

Speaker 2

I think that's the thing.

Speaker 1

Maybe we'll get Brian to make her a coconut dream.

Speaker 2

Yes, love one of Brian's coconut dreams. Everyone would.

Speaker 1

And we need him as our cocktail server for the party. Brian is our rap party coconut dream supplier. That's what we need.

Speaker 2

That's what we need Exactly what we need Talking about annoying people, like you did with Roxy during our interview. Yeah, yeah. Should we come to one of our favorite new features?

Speaker 1

My personal favorite new features.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I mean it is, and it's just an opportunity for us to tell you where we've seen the error of our ways, because this feature is called Things we Got Told Off For this Week.

Speaker 1

This week, jack, I was doing champ's hour and I decided to serve an egg with a tennis racket, forgetting that it wouldn't actually really just go through the racket, and it went all over my uniform twice. I was told off very much.

Speaker 2

Sorry, what. Sorry. Yes, you tried to serve an egg.

Speaker 1

For some reason. With a tennis racket For some reason, I thought that the raw egg would actually hit and then smash on the other side.

Speaker 2

You thought it would withstand. The structural integrity of an egg would withstand being hit by a racket.

Speaker 1

I got Billy to throw it at me and normally I'm terrible at tennis, as you saw when we did the Wimbledon shoot, but I was like Al-Qaraz Jack. I literally. You've never seen anything like this. It was the strongest hit. I got it dead in the middle of the egg. That could have been a winning shot on center court, sorry dead in the middle of the egg.

Speaker 2

Dead in the middle of the racket.

Speaker 1

I was going to say, because the egg, if you're trying to hit it with a racket, you're always going to get in the middle of the egg, but it was incredible strength. It was quite an impressive display.

Speaker 2

And then you got egg all over your face.

Speaker 1

I was told off very much.

Speaker 2

This week, henry, I stole During one of the shows somebody's mobility scooter. I mean they let the keys in so it's their own fault. I then drove that mobility scooter around the theatre, ending up draining the battery. I was told off very much.

Speaker 1

This week, jack, after my egg incident, I had to use the Atlas washers and dryers to clean my uniform without permission. I was told off very much.

Speaker 2

This week, henry, while Faye was trying to do some work creating a quiz in the office, I decided to bury her with all of the items in the office Cardboard boxes, pieces of paper, sports equipment. I was told off very much I could imagine, and that was. Things we Got Told Off. For this Week. That was so insane.

Speaker 1

That was so good. Oh, my goodness. The people who have to suffer us being told off are our fellow colleagues in the entertainment team. Oh, yes, and we've interviewed a lot of them on this podcast. But we thought to celebrate the rap party, to celebrate the end of season one, we'd speak to some of the team members who we've had on season one some who are maybe for season two, three, four or five about what their favorite moments were in season one of the All Exclusive podcast Best press play Hi Zach Hello.

Speaker 8

How are you? I'm very good, thank you. How are you?

Speaker 1

I'm really good. Welcome to the rap party. I didn't get your cocktail yet.

Speaker 2

Are you one for a party, Zach? Yes, I am on for a party. Are you one for a party? Do you love a party?

Speaker 8

Yes, I do love a party.

Speaker 2

How do you feel becoming a bit of a podcast sensation within the All Exclusive podcast season one?

Speaker 8

Well, obviously I'm not going to say no to that.

Speaker 2

No, I think you've become quite the celebrity and quite a recurring feature on the podcast.

Speaker 1

Well, the point is, zach, you didn't say no, you said yes.

Speaker 2

Have you had any of the later episodes? After your episodes, have you been going? Hmm, yeah.

Speaker 8

Hmm, yes, I have Do you know, what I mean. Hmm, yes, we do know what you mean.

Speaker 1

Zach, we all know that was the perfect sound bite. I really enjoyed that. Thank you, zach. What was the favorite moment of your episode? I can't.

Speaker 2

It was some lovely vibrato there, Zach I just want to point out that the podcast hadn't frozen there. That was Zach, the entertainment manager, that froze.

Speaker 1

Who do you think will win in the ABC showdown between Sean and Lucy doing the ABC quiz?

Speaker 8

Well, now, this is the thing. So Sean is a lot older than Lucy, so he should have much more knowledge than what Lucy does. And also, sean worked at Potters during a time where he would have presented the quizzes at one point, so I would bet my money on Sean Zach.

Speaker 1

How much do you want to bet?

Speaker 8

Oh, go on, then We'll call it a 20 pound, shall we?

Speaker 1

Wow, you're on.

Speaker 2

Who is he betting against?

Speaker 1

Mike Scott. He chairs Lucy, so Mike Scott owes you 20 pounds if Sean wins.

Speaker 8

OK, yes, sean you, better not lose.

Speaker 1

Well, he's waited 18 episodes.

Speaker 2

We have told him we have gone through the entire alphabetical Alphabetical.

Speaker 1

Well, that's just generally how you do it, and he's here now, brian Graves, you've waited long enough. You're eating a polo, brian. It's a sugar-free one. It's a very professional is it.

Speaker 2

Don't eat too many of those, because you know what happens to your tummy.

Speaker 1

Brian, what was your favourite moment of season one? I haven't watched them.

Speaker 2

I mean, you listen to them. You listen to them. No, no, no, that's OK. Most people say what?

Speaker 1

Brian Graves.

Speaker 2

Where are you going? Where are you?

Speaker 1

going Well. We're going to see you for season two. It's only a short break we're away, for I've waited all year for this. Well, no, I know, brian, but good things come to those who wait. All right, see you later. Bye Bye, brian, bye Bye, hello.

Speaker 2

Rebecca Rickman Jenkins.

Speaker 6

Hello, how do you feel about?

Speaker 2

sharing. Now it's hyphenated, but how do you feel about sharing a last name with me?

Speaker 6

I've always loved it. In fact, it's my favourite part of working here.

Speaker 2

I just say we have this bond of disconnection.

Speaker 6

I know and also, we technically should have just got married, because then I wouldn't have had to change my name at all.

Speaker 2

The practicalities of that are brilliant, and you're possibly the first person we quizzed together, didn't we originally Remember?

Speaker 6

that?

Speaker 2

Yeah, we've worked together for a long time, haven't we? Yeah, the quiz partnership of Jenkins Jenkins.

Speaker 1

Jack has had a very miserable love life. What was one of the factors that stopped you from marrying Jack?

Speaker 6

Well, I'm gay.

Speaker 1

That would be one.

Speaker 6

Yeah, that's probably the main one, I should say, but other than that, I would have married Jack.

Speaker 2

They're always gay.

Speaker 6

Yeah, I'm sorry. All the good ones always are.

Speaker 1

Straight talking facts.

Speaker 2

Well, not straight talking facts actually no, I know it's quite the opposite. Not at all. How do you feel about season one of the All Exclusive podcast?

Speaker 6

I think it's lovely, but it's not that good because I haven't featured on it yet.

Speaker 1

Well, you have now.

Speaker 6

All right then. It's brilliant. It's the best podcast I've ever heard.

Speaker 2

Have you got any favourite moments from season one?

Speaker 6

Yes, when Faye said my name.

Speaker 2

Faye, how do you feel?

Speaker 10

I'm having a very good day.

Speaker 2

How do you feel that your fame has shot up after season one of the All Exclusive?

Speaker 1

podcast.

Speaker 10

Because what was mine, the most popular episode, episode six.

Speaker 1

No, actually quite near the bottom.

Speaker 2

But you were on it.

Speaker 10

Yeah, I was on it.

Speaker 2

Do you feel like people are stopping you in the street or in the South Terrace going? Oh my God, I loved your episode.

Speaker 10

I mean, not many people have said that. If anyone wants to do that at any point, I'm fully ready to talk about it. But not many people have mentioned it. But people have been smiling at me.

Speaker 1

And that's a first for you, isn't it?

Speaker 10

That is a first. Thank you, henry.

Speaker 1

Did you see that Facebook post from someone who was going back and listening to episodes? And they actually posted when they were on your episode.

Speaker 10

I know they said they liked episode six.

Speaker 1

To be fair, episode six was the one they first listened to, so at that point they had limited options.

Speaker 10

No, no, they'd gone from the beginning, and when they got to episode six, they felt the need to then post.

Speaker 1

Jack is going to get a gift for you. A gift. A guest got you a gift. That's alright, zach? No, they didn't, zach, just hit me, I'm going to HR.

Speaker 10

They didn't, did they actually? Yes, oh, I'm so excited. I wonder where Jack went, did he?

Speaker 8

just run upstairs. Yeah, he just ran upstairs. Oh, he did run upstairs.

Speaker 1

Yeah he's going to get a gift for Faye oh he did and you actually.

Speaker 10

Oh good, why is this? Because we were on the podcast.

Speaker 1

A guest has sent you both a gift.

Speaker 8

Oh, do you know what? I'm very lucky with all the guests. I'd like to give a big shout out to Carol Patient. She hasn't forgotten my birthday one year. She always sends me a card. Yeah, I always get loads of presents from our wonderful guests.

Speaker 1

When is your birthday?

Speaker 8

It's the 20th of December 20th of December.

Speaker 10

Excuse me, my birthday, no one usually gets my birthday, I'm going to bleep it out, so mine is the 30.

Speaker 1

I just bleeped out the date so that they didn't hear.

Speaker 10

I'm going to put it in when is it. New Year's Eve, 31st of December.

Speaker 8

So she's got the best birthday because everyone's out yeah.

Speaker 1

And I think I've got the best birthday because I'm the 15th of January and that means, yes, it is because it means that I have Christmas and then in the boxing day and January sales, everyone gets my gifts.

Speaker 10

Is that a good thing?

Speaker 8

Yeah, so I don't know. We shall see.

Speaker 1

Zach, if you were to get me a present for my birthday, what would you get me?

Speaker 8

Fortunum and Masons.

Speaker 1

Just the whole shop.

Speaker 2

If you leave, we have a gift from a guest Heather. Mary Singleton has listened to your episode, zach, and has gifted you this.

Speaker 8

Oh, oh, Heather, thank you so much.

Speaker 1

What is it, Zach?

Speaker 8

It's a key room. What does?

Speaker 1

it say.

Speaker 8

It says keep calm and tap dance. When you next come on holiday, heather, I'll do a little tap dance for you. I'll give you a private lesson.

Speaker 1

A private dance.

Speaker 8

A private tap dancing lesson. Bring your tap shoes.

Speaker 1

Bring your taps, yes, and then Fay actually has the biggest gift. Oh my goodness, oh my goodness Wow that, fay, that that box is taller than you.

Speaker 2

This is from Heather as well, Can I just say not all of our guests have received gifts from nothing from Mark no no.

Speaker 10

Fay, here's a little something I found that reminded me of your podcast in joy Heather oh is it a mute button? Oh, it's got um. What's the word? Packing noodles, packing noodles.

Speaker 1

Who calls them those?

Speaker 8

Packing noodles they are called noodles. They are called noodles, so some sort. Okay, polystyrene noodles.

Speaker 10

Polystyrene.

Speaker 6

I'm not sure about that.

Speaker 10

Oh, it's a mug, love a mug. I have a cup of tea every morning.

Speaker 8

Very useful aren't they Lovely mug One Sophonica Levinci.

Speaker 1

Did you really? Is that what was on it?

Speaker 8

It was a strictly come dance mug and she gave me two personalised coasters with me doing a split song. Wow.

Speaker 10

Oh, it's so cute. It's a seagull. And do you know what I love about it? It's a baby seagull the baby one is Seymour, and then that's the mum who used to.

Speaker 1

The demon mum.

Speaker 10

The demon mum used to drop fish in my garden poo everywhere. Oh, that's such a nice memory, are?

Speaker 2

you looking at it? It's got a little bit of poo in there.

Speaker 10

Oh, thank you so much. Oh, I forgot a hat. Oh, it's from Dun Elm. That's not cheap, you know Dun Elm.

Speaker 1

Shout out to Dun Elm they also have a puffin range as well, becky. Did you know that? No, but I'll go and have a look now.

Speaker 6

Yeah you better.

Speaker 10

Oh, thank you very much Everett that's so nice of you Fair you're going to just leave the rubbish on the floor. Well, no, Thanks guys.

Speaker 1

Wait guys, can we just all say happy wrap party? Hang on, guys. Everyone get in and say happy wrap party. Are we ready?

Speaker 10

Just rub it, wrap us in like a wrap.

Speaker 1

No, wrap us in wrapped up. Oh right, becky used to be a floor manager. I don't know what a wrap party would be. Did you ever have a wrap party, did you?

Speaker 2

ever have a wrap party. Have you got any wrap party stories?

Speaker 6

Oh, I don't know if I could actually tell them though, Come on, oh my God, I don't know.

Speaker 1

Zach, can you stop rustling that packet, please, in the microphone.

Speaker 6

No I don't know.

Speaker 10

Jeremy Kyle went to Becky's wedding. He did go to my wedding.

Speaker 6

Yeah, that's very lovely.

Speaker 1

Beth is back from being dead.

Speaker 14

I'm back. Beth is back. I'm back. Appendix. Welcome back from the dead. Thank you.

Speaker 2

How was your time getting your appendix removed? Oh, riveting, thank you. Question two questions Get free, because I know that you listened to the All Exclusive podcast while you were dying.

Speaker 8

Yeah, how was it? Well, I'm still here, so.

Speaker 2

No, no, no, no, not the appendix. I was the. That's what I mean. It was. I'm still here, so it's not. Oh wow, it's not killed me off. That's good, did they let you keep your appendix?

Speaker 14

Everybody's asked me this. I didn't know it was an option. Neither did I, I just no, I think it does actually have to go to BioWaste legally. No, because it's yours. It's your property. I think you can own it.

Speaker 1

So you go home and eat it? Someone definitely has gone home and ate it. Eating it in the past. Yeah, absolutely, becky. Is that a wrap you're eating?

Speaker 6

Yes, it's a wrap that I'm eating. It's ham and rocket and Tomato. Yeah, tomato for the wrap party. Tomatoes, I think, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1

Whoa Spoken from a true floor manager. No, but can you give us a wrap like a floor manager would?

Speaker 6

We don't actually say that.

Speaker 1

Well, I know you don't, but just imagine you're going to say it. So wait, can you just do some floor managing and then finish it with that's a wrap.

Speaker 6

Yeah Well, we'd give you applause, probably, so.

Speaker 1

APPLAUSE, Gwen. Why are you not applauding? Applaud.

Speaker 6

Hey, thanks guys. That's a wrap.

Speaker 1

Thanks, becky, bye, bye.

Speaker 14

Right back to the all-exclusive podcast. I'd say Mark's episode was probably my favourite because it was very interesting.

Speaker 1

He nearly died.

Speaker 14

Yeah, that I did know, Sorry I did really Not at a tree.

Speaker 8

They're playing that song in the garden bar, which is why I was singing it. You probably can't hear it on the moat thing.

Speaker 1

That was the music that we weren't allowed to license for the wrap party. There it is. You've just cost us a lot of money.

Speaker 2

Oh dear, it's always great having your own DJ for a party.

Speaker 1

Zach, are there any more songs you want to sing for us?

Speaker 8

Now I'm a believer.

Speaker 1

Just the same song in a different key. Wonderful. Thank you for that. Let's just say happy wrap party. And because Becky used to be a floor manager for TV, she can count us in.

Speaker 6

Ah, ready, are we doing it on the three In floor, managing you don't get the three, two, one because it's silent.

Speaker 1

Well, you get like a.

Speaker 10

Do we need to do it silent.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10

Why are we doing it on go?

Speaker 1

Well, no, we're doing it on that.

Speaker 6

Are we ready?

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 6

Five four.

Speaker 1

Happy wrap party.

Speaker 2

That was great. It's so good to have everybody together to join us for the party.

Speaker 1

Are we going to mention that barely anyone had listened to the full episodes of the podcast? Really?

Speaker 2

I'm starting to think. Has anybody actually listened?

Speaker 1

Yes, they have.

Speaker 2

About 15,000 downloads.

Speaker 1

Well, one man who we interviewed has listened to everyone religiously.

Speaker 11

Really.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Johnny Mack, of course. Yes, because he hasn't got anything better to do with his time?

Speaker 1

No, apparently not. He was another one who I just had the best time recording, and he was obviously our sort of Five Lakes representative for season one. Yes, More coming.

Speaker 2

We're hoping to go down for season two, if Mike lets us.

Speaker 1

If they allow us.

Speaker 2

We're going to go down to Five Lakes and chat to some other people down at Five Lakes.

Speaker 1

We got really slated when we first did Johnny Mack's episode, because people were upset that we made fun of his height a little bit.

Speaker 2

Yes, they did, didn't they?

Speaker 1

Here's what we said I'm only moments old. How different did you look to how you look now?

Johnny Mack's Girlfriends and Knee Injury

Speaker 12

Not a lot different. Actually, Much in height is there? No, definitely not much in height. And I still got some of my clothes that I still wear them now. Do you know what?

Speaker 1

You in theory get.

Speaker 12

VAT free clothes, I do because I'm under a five and a half. I'm a five and a half, I'm a kid's clothes, yes, bowden kids. Yes, you don't have to pay any tax on those. No, and even my little grandson there was a model. He does modeling and he brings home clothes.

Speaker 1

Do you get his hand? Yes, I get his hand. With that, you get sponsorships from mother care.

Speaker 12

Of course, mate, of course. That's where I bought my first house from.

Speaker 1

I think it's quite fitting that obviously the Barbie movie is coming out soon. Yeah. And then maybe Johnny Mack can repurpose some of the sets from that film for his next house.

Speaker 2

For his next house? Yes, yes, possibly, I think yeah.

Speaker 1

What was one of your favorite moments from Johnny Mack's episode Jack?

Speaker 2

My favorite moment from that was when he decided to list off his girlfriends. We decided to go off for cup of tea. He came back. He was still listing his previous girlfriends and their nationalities.

Speaker 1

And at the same time tell us how he ate a puffin.

Speaker 2

That must have been quite traumatic for you, Henry.

Speaker 1

It was horrible.

Speaker 2

Considering puffins, obviously closely linked to your imagination.

Speaker 1

No reality, Jack. Here's what Johnny said. Cool, he said he saw a puffin on the beach the other day.

Speaker 2

We're not going on about this puffin. You saw a puffin. No he keeps trying to push. One day, one of these podcasts, when we were being more, we were recording and he said he saw a puffin down the beach. He didn't see a puffin. But, now every single podcast he tries to crowbar this place.

Speaker 12

Well, I'm not going to say, then, what I've actually done in my life.

Speaker 1

What have you done?

Speaker 12

Been a puffin.

Speaker 1

No, have you flown with puffins?

Speaker 12

No, I've tasted one, tasted a puffin.

Speaker 2

Was it in. Argentina no it was in Iceland. Which girlfriend gave you this was the russian. Oh, and I'm a russian girl.

Speaker 12

Who I met actually in Iceland.

Speaker 2

So just a bit of context. When we're talking to Johnny Mack, we differentiate his different girlfriends from their different nationalities.

Speaker 1

Exactly how many nationalities have you had relationships with?

Speaker 2

Have you got one of those scratch maps where you can scratch your fucking hand?

Speaker 12

Yeah. I like to scratch map card yeah yeah, well, obviously, ukraine, belgium, holland, I can count India because it was my flight attendant and she come and sat with me on.

Speaker 2

We left Johnny for a short while, just while he listed a few more countries, and we came back after a quick cup of tea and he was still going Iceland.

Speaker 12

I loved Iceland, but that was with a russian lady who was a different lady every night actually, so he left again. Yeah, she sat with me and I know she lived in San Francisco actually.

Speaker 1

He told me yesterday, when I sat down with Johnny, that there were more girlfriends that he forgot to list.

Speaker 2

That's why I think for a present we should get Johnny a little scratch map so he can. A scratch map card, yeah, a scratch map card? No, I actually strongly think we should give him a little map so we can at least keep track of that.

Speaker 1

We can have it in a room cover studio. Yes, Last night I sat down with Johnny Mack. You weren't feeling very well. You had achy muscles, Jack.

Speaker 2

Do we need to talk about this?

Speaker 1

We need to talk about the achy muscles, Jack.

Speaker 2

I was feeling very tired, worn out. I think I just spent too much time with you and I just needed a break.

Speaker 1

Well, I went and saw Johnny Mack, you did, and we had a little catch up. I'm here with the man, the myth, the legend, the curse Johnny Mack.

Speaker 12

Whoa Henry, the curse just carries on. How's the curse?

Speaker 1

struck again.

Speaker 12

The curse has struck again in my knee because I literally oh look my phone's going.

Speaker 1

Your phone's going off. We're going to have to start that again.

Speaker 12

It must be one of my girlfriends from. Let me tell you where she's from. Oh no, it's actually my son.

Speaker 1

He must want money because every time one of my kids phones me up, they want money Henry. How much is he asking for?

Speaker 12

Well, not as much as I've got, because I've spent it on all the exes, so I think he's after a house actually.

Speaker 1

Fair enough. So how has the curse struck again, Johnny?

Speaker 12

Well, the curse has struck again, henry, because, look, my knee is totally shot.

Speaker 1

Oh dear, how have you done that?

Speaker 12

Well, someone put a contract out on me, so that's when my knee's shot. They actually shot me in the knee, henry, so I don't know what to say about that one. With what? Well, a gun, henry, loaded with a bullet. Yes, because obviously, henry, I had told you this at South End, if you remember rightly, when you said Johnny, apparently there's a contract out, you've got a contract. And I went yes, henry, it's out on you. If you keep calling me a cockney geezer.

Speaker 1

Well, I'm very nice, you're reaching your pocket.

Speaker 12

Well, there's many people that I know, henry. So, like you know, I mean, if we were to talk about this offset, then I don't think this is something for a microphone. Ok, no worries, mate, we'll leave that one to the one side.

Speaker 1

Yeah, Because Jack's ill and may need to be put out of his misery.

Speaker 12

Jack's ill, yeah, and he may be put out of his misery.

Speaker 1

He's got achy muscles.

Speaker 12

He's not got an achy breaky heart then? Because you can't sing that anyway in the variety show, can he?

Speaker 1

Jack doesn't sing.

Speaker 12

Exactly here we go then.

Speaker 1

He tried to the other day, Johnny.

Speaker 12

Really yeah. And what happened there, Henry?

Speaker 1

He got booed offstage. Booed offstage. Yeah, he was singing Tequila.

Speaker 12

What really yeah? Did he sing the right words, or did he sing Vakardi or Jin? What did he sing then? Apparel Spritz, oh it wasn't, it wasn't Morgan Spice then.

Speaker 1

It wasn't no, johnny.

Speaker 12

No, really, it wasn't Morgan Spice. Oh Kraken.

Speaker 1

No, although he would like to have a Kraken with you, Johnny.

Speaker 12

Well, I'd like to Kraken with him too, actually sometime, henry, but we'll wait and see what happens there, right?

Speaker 1

We need to talk about the ABC Quiz, because it's the end of Season 1, and the leaderboard. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, you lost.

Speaker 12

What you mean.

Speaker 1

I finished last Literally no one could do any worse.

Speaker 12

Yes, but, henry, I heard some of the other questions. You asked people and how much leeway you gave them. Henry, we didn't.

Speaker 1

Mike Scott's very upset that we didn't give him sun cream for something you wear when it's cold.

Speaker 12

But I did like that one actually, but well, look, listen, it's not my fault if I can't spell Advocado.

Speaker 1

I mean this leads me on to my next question. Have you had any more Advocados recently?

Speaker 12

Yes, quite a few actually, henry, and they've actually got them in specifically because I can't say that word either. I can say Spurs, because I'll support them, but I can't say specifically. So I have to say to you Specifically. And so I have to say to you that, yes, they've got some Advocado in me, just especially for me.

Speaker 1

You, of course, were episode two of season one of the Olyx Pruces podcast, an iconic episode, one of the top-listened two episodes. Oh, thank you, henry, that's all right. What was your favorite moment of season one?

Speaker 12

Telling you that I actually wanted to go with Jack, but now I've changed my mind.

Speaker 1

Henry, if I'm honest with you, Is it because you've realized his muscles are aching and he's unwell?

Speaker 12

Oh, without a shadow of death, and I don't even think he can actually take a crack in. No. No, I think he's actually cracked up already.

Speaker 1

so have you heard that Brian made me a coconut dream the other day?

Speaker 12

He made you a coconut dream.

Speaker 1

One of his speciality cocktails.

Speaker 12

Okay, well, that confuses me. What can be a coconut dream, Henry?

Speaker 1

Not really sure what was in it. He also made me a strawberry daiquiri and a cosmopolitan, but I took the coconut dream as well.

Speaker 12

Well, obviously you would end up in a coconut dream after all those cocktails, henry. So that's wonderful. I must admit, I've loved every minute of it, henry Well that's very kind of you.

Speaker 1

Well, thank you, johnny, even from Argentina, where you ate a puffin. No, no, sorry, that was Iceland.

Speaker 12

Iceland. I ate a puffin. Yes, but the woman maybe was from Argentina. I wasn't really sure where she was actually from. She started off being Russian, but apart from that, I don't know where she Ooh, who she was actually, henry, because she was a different woman every night, like I told you.

Speaker 1

Well.

Speaker 12

Podcast number two.

Speaker 1

Johnny Mack, it's been an absolute pleasure having you on the All Exclusive podcast. Please come and see us for season two.

Speaker 12

I'd love to come and see you any time. Henry, you know that. Can we low-check out this time?

Speaker 1

We can, and I will now have to ask you to leave the dressing room, because I do have a show to do and I'm scared you're going to curse me.

Speaker 12

You're such a diva. Sorry, johnny, ain't sorry, it's rockin'.

Speaker 2

Right, there's a lot to digest in that last clip.

Speaker 1

That's what happens when you leave me without you with a microphone First of all, there's a couple of things we need to clear up.

Speaker 2

First of all, right, I'm not as ill as you are making out that I was.

Speaker 1

You're just a bit tired with aching muscles A bit under the weather.

Speaker 2

Second of all, I was not booed off the stage.

Speaker 3

Definitely was not booed off the stage. That's how you remember it, jack. No, no, no, I think they were booing you.

Speaker 2

Actually, henry, I was not booed off the stage. People were there. People will know.

Speaker 1

Yes, we'll just talk about Brian's coconut dream again, which is getting so much airtime in this podcast. It's because you're obsessed with it.

Speaker 2

You have become a little bit obsessed with Brian's coconut dream.

Speaker 1

It's been stalking my dreams.

Speaker 2

I'm actually happy that you would like to leave me out the next thing because, quite clearly, Johnny Max Curse is still in full swing.

Speaker 1

He also changed his mind about who he wants to take on holiday.

Speaker 2

Did he really? I said Roxy, no, roxy didn't right.

Speaker 1

What's happening here?

Speaker 2

is you keep trying to change the parameters until they eventually pick you?

Speaker 1

Very bitter man, jack. Very bitter man after 18 episodes.

Speaker 2

Basically you keep changing the parameters until it's going to be who would you rather take on holiday me or a rock? And then they still pick the rock and then you go. Okay, who would you like to take on holiday me or also me, and then they have to pick you.

Speaker 1

You only speak about coats. How is the coat Jack?

Speaker 2

I haven't actually spoken about coats at all. There's some sort of conspiracy between you and Max. You're wearing a coat.

Speaker 1

You're wearing it now. Yeah, why? Because? It's raining. It's not like if you're raining Jack, it's summer of fun.

Speaker 2

Well, let's not deny the fact that it's still raining.

Speaker 1

Right, jack, I think we need to have the coat come off now.

Speaker 2

Henry, I think you need to let go of the fact that people don't want to go on holiday with you.

Speaker 1

I think you should hand me the puffer.

Speaker 2

Here you go If it's important to you.

Speaker 1

Thank you, Jack.

Speaker 2

We need to discuss possibly one of the biggest things that's happened this entire season Puffing gate.

Speaker 1

Puffing gate.

Speaker 2

How do you feel about your lie taking hold?

Speaker 1

It is not a lie, Henry. We've clarified.

Speaker 2

No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, you've admitted to me off air and on air. In that clip it was not a puffin that you saw, it was a magpie Jack. How do you feel that now puffing gate has happened. Would you like to come clean? I Would you like to use this opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to say something.

Speaker 1

The magpie thing was a miscommunication.

Speaker 2

It wasn't a miscommunication. We all saw them, heard the video.

Speaker 1

That was not the same bird that I saw. Would have been unlikely if it was the same magpie On the rock, the puffin swept down whilst I was listening to the fourth movement of the Forerachquiem and it saved my life, jack, and I don't say that lightly that the puffin saved my life. I wouldn't be here now, I wouldn't be sat with you right now if it weren't for that puffin.

Speaker 2

What a shame that magpie arrived.

Speaker 1

But I want to thank everyone on the official Potter's Resorts Facebook group for being so supportive with my endeavors with puffins, my encounters with puffins, and for sending in an entire plethora and abundance of puffin a bizarre of puffin goods Puffin Puffin presence.

Speaker 2

There's a powerful puffin presence on the Potter's Facebook page. A prominent powerful puffin presence.

Speaker 1

And during our break, feel free to send anything in for us to discuss in the opening episode of Season 2 as well.

Speaker 2

Yes, which is coming when?

Speaker 1

Henry, it's coming in September, sometime in September, sometime in September Season 2. Now we have a few more guests who we're going to speak to, but before we speak to one of our particular guests, we want to play a message from someone who hasn't featured on Season 1, but is a past employee of Potter's Resorts, a past team member, who's been mentioned many times on this podcast.

Speaker 2

Many, many times.

Speaker 1

And he sent us a lovely message. It is the one, the only, james R Hearn.

Speaker 4

After listening to many adventures of the podcast and the team and led by Jack Jenkins and Henry Patterson, I must say I've spent hours seriously enjoying a good good laugh. Podcast number one in Hopton Well, it should be number one in the world in my opinion, because it's very good. One day, hopefully, you'll. What is a guest? I'm sure that the queue for that what a boys. See you soon. And the team, james, are.

Speaker 1

What was he recording that on a potato?

Speaker 2

yeah, honestly, and I love it here for james, I'm not really said I spoke to him on the phone many, many times and he said how much he's really loved season one of the exclusive podcast. Hopefully we can get him on a future season.

Speaker 1

Finally, jack, our final guest. You said there are many guests. I did say we have a.

Speaker 2

That's why I look to you so confused, because I was looking for a guest.

Speaker 1

Well, do we count as guests because we're coming up in a second as well? We don't count as guests.

Speaker 2

Okay, well, one more guest than us of course we wanted to include everybody in the rat party but we sent out the invitations some people just in rsvp. But we still have one final guest on the rat party we do and that is our previous guest and co host mark brewer the one and only mr.

Speaker 1

We're out on the south terrace and a beautiful day it's. Yeah, it's a bit cloudy, I'll be honest with you just a little bit of summer for you, but we're here with Mark brewer it's gonna thunder I've just looking, you can see the dark.

Speaker 13

How dark, that's got why have we come out here when you know it's gonna rain a thunder?

Speaker 2

this is the party because it's summer. This is the rat party. We're having a party. Yes, I know it's. You would say the wap party it is the wap party.

Speaker 13

What is a wap party?

Speaker 2

well, it's the party to wap up season one of the. The old waping no, well, if you like to give us a wrap, mark yeah. Do you want to work for us to?

Speaker 13

you Henry. Come on, hit it, henry, for some other fun.

Speaker 1

In west Philadelphia, born and raised on the playground, was where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing relaxing people.

Speaker 2

Okay, anyone could have done the fresh prince introduction. Well, I couldn't.

Speaker 13

To be honest, I wouldn't be able to do that, the prince of bella let's do it the Fresh points was it the fresh? Yes, it is the fresh. I wouldn't get anywhere, so we've wapped up. I have to say we've talked to you, jack jankins. It was interesting to hear you talk to you, mark for talk to me and so many Henry yes, mark talk to you, might, scott.

Speaker 2

Talk to him. Yes, are we just listening to talk to? Rock johnny mac how did it feel becoming the co host for a couple of episodes?

Speaker 13

actually it's very exciting and it was lovely seeing the awkwardness. Henry got really felt awkward on us, looking at him and waiting for response and sadly he was upset about the ABC challenge yes, it still is upset about that as well as an absolute nightmare mark tentacles, tentacles

Speaker 2

I was marked very unfairly yes, jack beat you by one, and he tried to mark me down on this, and then stormed out of the room the other day.

Speaker 13

Yeah, did you, did you, so I did, and what did you?

Speaker 2

do? I just locked him out of the room because he kept trying to come back in again.

Speaker 13

Why do you two have so much fun? But, more importantly, you have had a lot of fun talking to everyone and I think I've been listening to all of them now and I've enjoyed every bit of it have you got a favorite episode. Um, what I didn't join might scott, actually, because you don't really see might scott like we see everybody else. So yeah, but no, everyone, everybody was always very interesting. There's nothing. So I thought it's like, oh god, that's boring. No, it was nothing, was like that.

Speaker 1

So you know, I would say looking forward to the round two podcast series to series, to well, of course it's a reason that you're waving your panama hat at us yes, it doesn't help to say well, I'm hoping that I'm pushing thunder away Trying to waft away the thunder I think we've already when we do invite you back onto the podcast.

Speaker 2

We've already got the title now for your next episode, and that is mark bawa wound to want to just give us that.

Speaker 13

Thank you for that. Thank you, mark to a round two season just before we wrap up mark.

Speaker 1

We have the a bc quiz coming back very shortly lucy versus shawne because they're tying at the top for the ultimate champion. Who's gonna win between lucy and shawne? Who's your money on?

Speaker 13

Probably should. No, lucy got incredible. She got the high score, didn't she lucy?

Speaker 1

her and short of tying oh, didn't get that. Well then I did tell you I know I wasn't listening.

Speaker 13

so who's gonna win? I'm gonna say lucy, lock it.

Speaker 1

You're holding up your arms like there's a response coming see you holding up your arms, because this is audio okay, when are we gonna go video in?

Speaker 2

well, hopefully season two, we might be able to release some willies, some all exclusive videos.

Speaker 13

I think that's really good. I think we should be doing the video on top of the podcast so people can see the awkwardness that some people I think you're right there.

Speaker 2

Have you got a special message for any of our listeners?

Speaker 13

is the summer fun. I'm very excited. We're already ready, ready for the street fair.

Speaker 1

Wasn't really the message we were after that I meant all the podcast not about the resort. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 13

What? I'm not gonna give you another message. I'm happy with what I've said already I'm going, I'm going to eat and your one stand up moment of season one. Stand up moment, waxy. When waxy didn't even know that she had started and that set the presence of everyone going. What are we doing here? When she sat there went, what was that?

Reflection and Farewell to Season One

Speaker 1

We actually did play that clip earlier in the episode I did love it.

Speaker 13

I did love it. I just love the, the fact that you just look to say what I thought we started.

Speaker 2

No, we're gonna start now mark, thank you so much thank you for joining us as co host and appearing on the exclusive podcast bye.

Speaker 1

What is lovely speaking to mark again it was.

Speaker 2

I mean what. We say, that like we're not gonna spend every single day with the next seven weeks.

Speaker 1

I did get that.

Speaker 2

Really lovely to see mark again. Let's go see mark again. Let's go have lunch with him seven weeks of the summer of fun we're spending summer.

Speaker 1

My goodness, we're just At the end of our first break. Now, jack we are but honestly this is crazy. Our 18th episode, season one. Six months, six months, eighteen episodes of podcast. How many guests? Ten guests well. Plus us. Technically twelve, then maybe yeah, twelve, twelve, twelve interviews yeah. I mean, this is been a crazy journey, jack, and I must say we joke a lot, but it's been an absolute pleasure recording with you this season, jack I would love to say the same thank you I can't, but I would love to.

Speaker 2

Well, thanks it's been a journey.

Speaker 1

I keep saying it has and we've had. Some of my favorite moments from this podcast have been our Intros and outros, which we record separately to the interviews in normally the very early hours of the morning all yeah, and they have often gone on for an hour and a half as well.

Speaker 2

Almost as long as the episode to be cut down to five minutes because, we just talk.

Speaker 1

Well, I talk.

Speaker 2

You mostly talk if I try to talk. You then button and talk.

Speaker 1

Let's just generally have that's work so far but we've had some lovely moments and I thought a nice way for us to wrap up would be to wrap up the rap part of yes Would be for us to take a look back at some of our favorite moments, of Our intros and outros of the podcast season one this is a perfect example of you talking. Press play hello Bulgaria. Or should we say it's a rabbit, the doble dolly. She exclusive me a podcast.

Speaker 2

You could use the exclusive podcast as a chat up. Yeah, we did it in a previous episode. Did they ever make the car? I can't remember. I don't know if it did, I can't remember.

Speaker 1

But I remember. But you could use it to slide into someone's dm. That's all I'm saying. So if you want to say, you know, I'm just loving that you're giving these people.

Speaker 2

You're giving our listeners homework so jack.

Speaker 1

How does it feel being employee of the month?

Speaker 2

Henry, it feels such an honor. It's so good to finally be recognized For all the hard work we've been doing. How do you feel also being employee of the month?

Speaker 1

I feel on a jack. I can't believe I'm getting to share it with you yeah, it's, it's quite nice.

Speaker 2

It's quite nice splitting this employee of the month.

Speaker 1

I think it's worth clarifying is there an official employee of the month on resort? No, but did we vote for each other whilst getting our name badge at HR?

Speaker 2

yes, we did yes, I mean we had to get a name badge from HR and we asked is it possible to have employees the month on our name badge and here we are that's what now.

Speaker 1

That's what it says if they could see me not that lit when I'm not doing that okay, I just thought that that would have been like like a nice flash mob moment for us to really get into like wave can you call it a mob if it's only two people? A flash pairing.

Speaker 2

A flash pair I don't want to be a flash anything I think a flash pair sounds a little bit risk a if you heard the exciting news, what is it?

Speaker 1

the wave sweets.

Speaker 2

What's a wave sweet?

Speaker 1

imagine the sweetest way of you've ever seen. It's like a luxury sweet in the shape of a wave that's looking on to the sea. Where luxury meets the ocean yes, wave goodbye to your problems and make life sweet.

Speaker 2

How long have you been working on that, henry?

Speaker 1

since it was announced yes, last week.

Speaker 2

Yeah, so much so that I have. I'm gonna formally request to john that I personally get away sweet to live in absolutely I just think it makes sense.

Speaker 2

I mean, why not allow us to one be a bit of a guinea pig for the sweet and also, I think, just to allow me to live in a room with such a beautiful view, overlooking the ocean? It would inspire me to come in every single day and just work that little bit harder. Henry, another week, another episode of the all exclusive podcast, the number two podcast, hopped and on. See, actually I can confirm we've got a second Bulgarian listener, so we are growing exponentially.

Speaker 1

Stravetov, all those she exclusive and the podcast.

Speaker 2

You've been practicing that. I'm gonna say the word. We're not allowed to say what is it? You didn't just say? Yes we're not allowed to talk about.

Speaker 1

Here's a list of other words we are allowed to mention we're not allowed to mention. Well, we can mention that just for a short time. You meant to continue. At five o'clock in the morning I wanted to get some crisps and they got stuck in the vending machine and that was an absolute nightmare.

Speaker 2

It was a bit of a nightmare, freaked out. Long story short, the it ended in me and you shaking a vending machine at five in the morning, nearly getting told off by security.

Speaker 1

Yes, we then went for a walk along the beach when the sun was fully up. Yes we saw a seal, which was exciting.

Speaker 2

The seal wasn't happy to see us. It swam towards the shore, saw us turn around and swam the other way.

Speaker 1

It was a bird song waking you up Should we call it a bunk bed or some twin beds. Yes, what would you rather be one on top and one on the bottom? Side by side On the top. Okay, wasn't that lovely.

Speaker 2

It was. It was marvellous, really, really lovely. And here we are. That's it Right, I'm going to take the party hat off the parties.

Speaker 1

Why we always the last?

Speaker 2

people at the party, henry arm bleeding. It looks like it that's pen. Oh, okay, I was going to say yes, that party's had a, you look really worried there. Yeah, no, I was so concerned about you, jack the party's over, the party's done well, that is, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

Speaker 1

Brian did kick us out of his house. At the end of the party the other day you said I think it's time to go yeah, I think you just bored him enough.

Season Two Announcements and Quiz Show

Speaker 2

Wow he just been speaking to you and then he went. I think it's time you need to leave jack, it's been an absolute pleasure. Yeah, no, don't know what. It's been a lot of fun and we hope you've enjoyed season one as much as we have. And if you cannot wait for season two of the all exclusive podcast, go back and listen to season one again.

Speaker 1

Thank you so much to all of our listeners. We couldn't have done it without you and all of your support. On the Facebook group post on the Facebook group your favourite moments of the entirety of season one. Out of any of the last 18 episodes and keep an eye on that group as well, because very shortly there may be some exciting announcements coming out about season two of the podcast. We won't say where and we won't say when no, but we will be will meet again.

Speaker 2

But also keep an eye out because we will be releasing the ABC quiz show down very, very shortly we certainly will. All that's left for us to say is that's a wrap on the all exclusive podcast season one Bye.

Speaker 1

Should we go and get some lunch then, jack?

Speaker 2

If that's important to you.

Speaker 8

Yes.

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