S4 E4 - “I’ve got a story for that”. (Feat. Little Legs Ben)

This week on The All Exclusive Podcast, Jack Jenkins is joined by Little Legs Ben — and things get wonderfully weird!

From Tiptree Jam talk 🍓 to a chaotic voice-changing game of musical chairs 🎵🎤, this episode has it all.
Oh — and we finally uncover Ben’s unexpected phobia... 🐐 (that’s goats, not ghosts!).

Expect laughs, chaos, and a lot of confusion — just how we like it.

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Chapters

• 0:00 Season Four Cold Open & Pink Shirt Debacle
• 3:45 The Beautiful Builder And Bathroom Chaos
• 6:50 Johnny Mack Recap And “Spiritual” Tally
• 9:55 Charity Ball, Life‑Saving Kit & Fundraising
• 12:50 Every Second Counts: New Initiative Advert
• 16:40 Captions, AI, And Viewer Comments
• 19:20 Enter “Little Legs” Ben: Origins Of The Nickname
• 23:40 Measuring Legs And Identity Crisis
• 27:05 Drama School, Guinness, And First Gigs
• 31:00 Duo Dynamics With Joseph And Mind‑Reading Switch
• 35:10 Getting To Know Moo: Accents And Animal Impressions
• 39:10 Goat Phobia, Zoo Tales, And Tiptree Jam
• 43:20 The ABC Quiz: Anything But Correct
• 47:35 Ideal Potters Weekend And Activities Wishlist
• 51:10 Spotlight Memories And Cabaret Teasers
• 54:40 Mystery Question: Hidden Talents And Running
• 57:25 The Potter Zen Garden: Pet Peeves Released
• 1:01:00 Playlist Pick, Time Capsule, And Shoes Chat
• 1:05:20 Quick‑Fire: Maps, Departments, And Elephants
• 1:09:00 New Job Title, Bottom Shelves, And Supermarket Tricks
• 1:12:15 Wrap‑Up, Lake Count Debate, And Listener Prompt

Transcript

SPEAKER_05: 0:03

Well, hello and welcome back to season four of the All Exclusive Podcast. I'm joined once again by Twitch. Hello and welcome back. Yes, welcome back to you as well. Is that your new voice? Because just before we were rolling the cameras, you said I'm gonna try out a new voice. Um so I'm actually uh this I just want to say, are we on the um TV as well? Potentially. If people are choosing to put this on the TV. I just want to say, for the purposes of this, I was gaslighted this morning by my wife. Oh yes. I don't know if I've heard about this. I don't know if I mentioned this. I am wearing, I am wearing a pink shirt. Oh well, that's not what we were gonna talk about, no. No, I know. But um, I'm gonna bring it up because she said to me this morning as I was uh getting ready for the the worketh day, she said to me, Oh, it's is that a pink shirt you're wearing? And and and I said yes, and I was like, listen, love, it's it's um 2025. She said, No, no, no, absolutely. She said, it's just quite it's quite a pale pink, so it could be misinterpreted as a white shirt that's been a Mr. Wash, yeah, with a I thought that's the case. No, I it's been in my head all day. I'm thinking people are going, he's just put a red sock in with a white shirt, and that's all that's happening. I'm like, no, I purpose this, I purposely purchased this as a pink shirt. Can you show us the pink shirt? Okay, what do we think? If you if you're watching this, and if you're not, head to YouTube now and and watch it because uh it I was gonna say it's more fun to watch, but who knows? Uh, is this a pink shirt? Pink or has he just messed up the wash? That is the question. Also, can I just say I don't know any grown man. I don't, um I don't know anyone over the age of 20 who owns a bright red sock. That's very true. Do you own a bright red sock, if I may ask a personal question? I don't think I do, but there's probably other red garments that could No. What br what Do you know where I thought you were originally going to go with that? Go on with um when you're talking about your wife. Thank you. Because you've left her alone with another man for the last however many days. Oh my goodness. And you said he, you know, he's an attractive man. That's these are your words, not mine. He so we've got with we're getting the the bathroom redone because I'm quite a handy boy, but when it comes to uh a water and the electricity, it frightens me. I wouldn't trust you anywhere near a bathroom. Thank you. Um so so I thought we'll get we'll get a builder man in, and he he is the most beautiful man I've ever seen. What's his name? Shout out to that. Uh no, no, no, absolutely not. He could get a lot more trade out of this. This is free advertising. And the thing is, my my lovely wife, she works from home. Yeah. So um, I've been it's there, it's been a chart here. Has there been a lot of progress in the bathroom? Or let's hey, look, let's not Johnny Mack this episode. No, I'm just saying. Um can we can we talk about something else, please? You're a bit nervous. He was just telling me, yeah, um, and I'm gonna just dob you in it officially on air. He's gonna work a shorter day tomorrow just so he can be around the house. No, to sign off, the sign off the work. Yeah, because I don't want to be like, oh, I'll pay the and then look at it and be like, well, that grout grout line is horrendous. No one likes a bad grout line. What are you having done in your bathroom other than the grout line? Uh we're having the tile tiles, it's gonna be tile floor to ceiling. How long was the estimated job due to take? Well, that's the other thing. It wasn't said. What do you mean? It wasn't said. No, uh he just turned up, and and then I said to him again, because obviously she organises everything, I don't have a clue what's going on in the house. And I'm like, well, how how long how long is this gonna be? And she's I don't know. I was but we've got no we've got no bath, we've got no shower, we've got no toilet. Like, how are we gonna live? And that explains the smell. Yeah, I've not I've not showered for uh uh uh four days, and Ross is you know indicating that that is evident, and that is why and his and the pink shirts are you sure yeah, it is pink. Look, you mentioned Johnny Mack a moment ago, um, with his issue with fireman uh stealing his wives. You've now got a plumber that's taken your wife, yeah, only however many months in. Um what did you think of the Johnny Mack episode? You said you started listening to it the other day. Yes, I thought it was he I've learned a lot from him. I really did. He's he's a beautiful, wonderful man, very spiritual. Don't know if that came across. He mentioned spiritual a couple of times. You did also say, and I'm gonna hold you to this, you said you were gonna count how many times he said the word spiritual. So do we have this figure, please? Not yet, but I'm gonna throw it out there to Ross the runner to at some point go back through the Johnny Mack episode. We'll do a little tally. It might not be for a few episodes now because we've we've we need to get ahead of ourselves a little bit. But um, in a in a two or three episodes' time, we will do the Johnny Mack spiritual count. Do you want to make a prediction? I was just gonna say that to you. Uh, yes, I would like to. How many times do you think you said spiritual throughout the episode? Well, the thing is, I don't know how much is gonna be cut because we were recording with him for precisely three and a half hours. It was a long old time. Yes. Um I'm gonna say 17. Oh, now if we were playing, you know, um prices right, yeah. That you what what really annoys me is someone goes, I'm gonna go higher than you, and they just go 18. That really winds me up because that's not good sportsmanship, is it? So what are you going for? 18. Thought you would, yeah. Um, runner Ross, what number are you gonna go for? Well, Jack, I think it will be at least 25. Oh, he's gone really high. I thought he's not allowed to speak. No, he's we've let him I'm letting him speak. 25 is what runner Ross. Can we can we can we cut that? Can we cut him speaking out though? Oh reflection boy. If he's the one who'll probably cut himself out, he's the one editing this. Okay, yeah. Um you weren't here for last week because it was it was our NARS special, so we had a bit of a catch-up with Steve Madams and Nathan. But I was with them, I was with them though, on since then the day we've recorded that, and then a couple of days later we went to the NAS ball. We did indeed, and and we raised they raised an incredible amount for charity.£76,500 was raised just in that evening. And I'm pretty sure that one woman who had maybe a few to drink, uh, raised a lot of that money herself, just kept donating for things, didn't she? It was it was uh, do you know what it was a really nice atmosphere? And at the end, they brought out um this machine, it was incredible. Yeah, um it's like a heart pumping, life-saving machine. I can't remember what it's called. So it basically emulates uh if that's the word, um, chest compressions, you know, you do it to like staying alive or happy birthday, what's meant to be? That's washing your hands. I can't remember. You don't get those two mixed up. Yeah, don't get those mixed up. Don't start singing happy birthday to somebody who might be suffering some sort of fatality. Why are there so many songs you have to sing when doing things? But um staying alive is the most apt. I'm just letting you know that. But it's the easiest to remember when washing your hands. Um, but no, yeah, and it's just a pump machine that was went up and down. It was I've never seen one before, and it's brilliant. And it was 12,500 pounds. I think they got about two of them that night. Might correct me if I'm wrong, but yeah, I think people donated specifically for those as well, um, which is absolutely incredible. If you've not yet watched the NARS episode, go back and listen to all the wonderful work that Steve Madams and the Norfolk Axe and Rescue does, but also what Basic does as well, which is the Essex equivalent. And actually, should we I should we throw in the advert? Can we do that? Because we've got a new initiative. We talked about it last week, and we have got our every second counts initiative. We talked about that, as I said, last week in the episode. But you and I filmed a trailer to tell our Potter's guests what the every second counts initiative is. Yeah, we did basically how the Potter's guests can help. This is me remembering the lines, uh, is joining in. Should we just let the advert do the talking? Oh, yeah, you do yeah, you uh yes, if you just join in with the lunchtime specials or the tombola. No, don't you don't have to do that because that's exactly what anyway. Play the advert. Last year I celebrated my 30th birthday by taking on a series of challenges for nuts. An amazing charity made up of volunteer doctors, nurses, paramedics who all offer critical care and first response, supporting the ambulance service and ultimately saving lives. Well, we're on a mission once again, but this time with a difference.

SPEAKER_00: 8:54

That's right, Jack. Because here in Essex, we have basics doing just that with our county too. That's why we've launched Every Second Counts, a Potter's Friends Foundation initiative, to help keep these cars and our brilliant volunteers well equipped with vital life-saving equipment.

SPEAKER_05: 9:11

This stuff isn't cheap, and these charities receive no extra funding from the government. So, when you get involved in one of amazing lunchtime specials or participate in our tumbolla, you are directly contributing to these two amazing causes.

SPEAKER_01: 9:28

And better yet, every single penny goes to them. So the next time you drop a pound in, you'll know that whole pound is going straight to these vital cards, being used by the heroes of our communities.

SPEAKER_05: 9:40

So keep an eye on our socials and our blog to find out how we're helping and how you can get involved too. Thank you very much for listening, and we'll see you soon. Let's pretend we've just watched that advert. Lovely. Um who are you pointing to then, by the way? I'm I'm pointing to future Ross the Runner, down the camera lens. Oh, I thought you were like minority ports, and you've got like a button. Yeah. Do you want to talk about filming that advert? Because um, we obviously filmed it the other day, did it in one take. You took several takes just to catch the bear. And so, in so I do I and this is will seem like a sidebar, but it's not. So I teach uh circus skills, uh circus skills and juggling, and I always say to the boys and girls, in juggling, there's no such thing as a bad catch, only a bad throw. And that's true. And and if you notice in the video, I myself, Ashley Twitch, am the one doing the catching, and the throw slightly off camera was yourself, Jack. No, no, I but I it perfectly just landed in your hands sometimes. Other times you just didn't know what was going on. Well, and it that doesn't excuse you fluffing your lines 17 times. That's true. Um, I have what anyway, we'll move on uh from all of that. Let's talk a little bit more about um the episodes and the season in general because I kind of want to backtrack a little bit because we were talking about Johnny Mack's episode. Yes. We're talking about obviously we've had Alice from Five Lakes. Yes. But if you've not already, check it out on YouTube, the all-exclusive podcast. But also leave us a comment because it is great reading some of your comments. And actually, one really made me laugh earlier back to the Alice interview. Um, she said, I can't, I can't I didn't write down the name, so I do apologise. Alice is Alice No, no, no, no, not Alice's name, the person who wrote the comment. Oh, okay. Said she's been watching with closed captions and five lakes came up kept coming up as five legs. Potter's resorts, five legs. Wow. Which I find that amused me quite a bit. Five legs. I'm trying to I'm trying to put that into little legs and also we spoke about seven lakes as a spoiler. Yeah, I can't get I can't quite five legs. Anyway, if you uh it'd be interesting to see if there's any more um auto automated captions misspellings. Is that is that Ronald Ross's job? Do we need to fire him? No, no, no. This is all this is AI.

unknown: 12:16

It's here.

SPEAKER_05: 12:17

Are you telling me we are using AI right now? I think YouTube uses AI. I don't think we do. I tell I've got a challenge for you. Go on. So we're on YouTube right now. Yes, unless you're listening to us on Spotify or Apple Music or Buzzpo or online. What? You said a lot of things in there. I did, yes. These are other places to listen to. Is Twitch a thing? Is that a platform? Yeah, there is a Twitch. For us. The Twitch, you can stream stuff, can't you? Tweet Well, hello. Stream Twitch on Twitch. Anyway, I want you to say a word now that you think will be misquoted in the catch. I know, I was trying to think of one earlier and I couldn't think of. Hmm. Gone, you go. What if I'm oh what if I make up a word? Would that work? Try it, see what it comes up at. I can't even make up a word. Okay. Um I'm gonna put some words. Okay. We might have to cut this bit and then come back to him when he's actually finished thinking. Grebillionaire. Grabillionaire. I I I so I saw the green tea, yeah, and then the um make of the microphone is Bill What Billy Wall. This is the stand. The stand, and then I that's all I came up. And then the airs in the air. Grebillionaire. Grabillier. Let's see what the captions are. And again, if you're listening to this, there's gonna be no captions anyway. So um that's difficult. Um, but also there is another feature that I just literally just moments ago found out. It sort of the more you comment, the more and only sensible ones, please. Um the more it sort of shows up in our system. So Fox's Den blog has been commenting a couple of times. He's one of our top viewers on YouTube. Obviously, not his real name, Fox's Den blog. Unless his name's Den. Do we do we know them? I don't no, no, I because I don't recognise the name Fox's Den blog. No, but that's the Ah, I bet they're here every week. Possibly. I bet it's Sue. Could be. But it's Sue. Is it you, Sue? From um Five Foot Two Sue. Yeah, what's the do again? Who actually came into the garden bar the other day looking for a guy called Wally, and I found that incredibly hilarious. That is absolutely true. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, we're we're veering off. Let's talk about today's episode, Little Legs Ben. I'm sorry, I'm really struggling because I can just see the the words coming across the auto cue of the the AI. I'm very I'm a bit worried now you've you're telling me that every time I speak, AI is typing it. I I sorry Jack. I'll compose myself. I need a drink. Now, I'm thinking, will AI then go to the street? That's what I'm thinking. We're all watching you and thinking, is it what's it what's it gonna come up with? It will say But now you've said drinking sounds, it will say drinking sounds. Oh, I don't like this. Little legs Ben, this was a this was a long recording episode. It was a long time ago, but we spent hours talking to Ben because every five minutes he said, yeah, I've got a story for that. He is the most wonderful storyteller. His tangents are fantastic, if I may say. But so tangenty that he even he none of us could remember what we'd even started talking about in the first place. And it just this interview went on and on. We had to cut a lot of this, yeah. Good stuff though, good stuff. Great and great chat, great guy. Um, we started off the episode though with I think on quite a sad note. Where's my hip? I'm about up here. You're wearing shoes. I don't mean that. I'm about up here. No, that's that can't be right. That is, I've got your hip. I've got a wide hip, 36, I would say. Yeah, that beautiful word. Surely why not? Yeah? That's less than me. Well yeah, 39. I'm sure, am I? No, what? Maybe I should be called little legs than. Maybe you've got littler legs. I'm telling you. Oh let's go to the right. We should blow this. You've got longer legs than me now. This is unbelievable. Yes, we found out that little legs Ben actually has longer legs than you. Who? You. What Twitch? No. So actually, you're now Little Legs Twitch. No. Or Littler Legs Twitch. No, no, no. What do you mean? That didn't happen. No, it did it. Well, we've definitely got video evidence. Well we've We got the tape measure out, we measured his legs, we measured your legs. No, you see, it actually broke his heart though, didn't it? There was there was something died in his eyes, I'll give him that. But no, I I still maintain that you did some jiggery, piggery, hokery pokery, all that's good. He measured it himself. Did he? Yeah. Oh. Um, I yeah, I no, but you measured me. So I think you did something because you were yeah, I I I it it was quite heartbreaking for him. Uh the episode also took a long time to get going because I discovered on our sound desk we could control the pitching of voices.

SPEAKER_02: 17:05

I remember that.

SPEAKER_05: 17:06

We we had to we tried to get his voice to be high pitched. Here's the here is what the outcome was.

unknown: 17:13

Brilliant!

SPEAKER_06: 17:15

Hello everyone, I'm Little X Ben, and you're listening to the All Exclusive Podcast.

SPEAKER_05: 17:20

Uh, but that took us a long time to set up because every time it wasn't on the right microphone, we changed seats about three or four times before we actually got that clip that you've just seen.

SPEAKER_04: 17:31

Hi, I'm Little X Ben, and you're listening to the All Exclusive Podcast.

SPEAKER_06: 17:36

Some reason it's not it's working on our one.

SPEAKER_03: 17:40

You're just doing it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06: 17:43

It's really weird, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03: 17:44

Hello? Does it work on mine?

SPEAKER_04: 17:45

Hello, I'm Little X Ben, and you're listening to the All Exclusive Podcast.

SPEAKER_06: 17:50

I think I think it's just my mic that's affected. Why is it doing that? Swap seats again. Clean across. It's like musical chairs.

SPEAKER_05: 18:01

Yeah, it's like um if you've seen them videos of say there's five different drinks that are like a box is over it, it's like a TikTok thing, and then there's drinks on the top of them drinks, and you have to put them in the order where the drinks are, and then it says, like, if you've got one match, it's one and three matches it's three. Should we play that game at some point? It's a good game. Should we do that? Good for beat the entertainer. Yeah. Or for a podcast. We'll try it one day. I think just for something to do. Well, that's what we were doing with the swapping of the microphones and the chairs. It was like there's too many variables. Do you think, before we get into the episode, and we're going to get in the episode very, very shortly, do you think that little legs Ben says, I've got a story for that, more or less times than Johnny Mac says he's spiritual? I'm gonna say exactly the same. Exactly the same. And we've got another job for run and wrong. I think we're just gonna keep creating work for him. Great content though, on our short form uh channels because we are now on TikTok and Instagram as well as YouTube. No we've got little reels and short form content. I'm not no, no, the counting could we could uh post that in it separate but I don't want to be on TikTok. You're already on TikTok. I am 40 next year. They've even started the hashtag TwitchTalk. What? No, that's Twitch Talk. That's not oh, it annoys me because he's quite he's quite I quite did enjoy that. Hashtag TwitchTalk. I wonder what it says on the caption for that. Anyway, should we just get into the episode? Because this is season four of Little What? Oh, don't do this again. No, I had you forgotten. Everybody say it together. The all eight exclusive podcast with Little X Ben. Press play. Where's where's that come from?

SPEAKER_04: 20:14

Well, there's uh there's a bit of there's a bit of debate around this.

SPEAKER_03: 20:18

Right. Uh when I first started, um it didn't really didn't really happen.

SPEAKER_05: 20:24

And then there's a certain guest who I think claims to have started the Little Legs. Well you said you met him last night, didn't you? I've I've met I'm going to say eight different guests who've come, not even last night, who've come to Potter's in Hopton, who've claimed that they are the original ones who've given you the nickname Little Legs. So I I don't want to call you a liar or a misspread of information, but um let's clear this up, shall we? What is going on? I have no idea. So I I really don't know. I think, I think what happened was there was a post on the Facebook and somebody just said little legs Ben. And then it's just become a thing. It's it's it's now on my name badge, it's on it's on my water bottle. Don't know if you can see that. Uh it's in the program, it doesn't even say Ben anymore, just says little legs.

SPEAKER_04: 21:29

Uh so wherever it came from, um, and whoever that was, uh thank you.

SPEAKER_05: 21:38

You have a nickname. I hate nicknames. Well, never you've never dabbled in a nickname. Twitch. What's wrong with you? Would you say you do actually have little legs? Yeah. Can you ask a meltdown that question? No, I think no. You can. I've got uh if you're interested, 27-inch inside leg. Well, well, I think we should try and do because we wanted to confirm this. Can I just say there's one thing we before, you know, me and Jack have a little post uh pre-interview chat. And one thing we said is let's not measure him straight away, and yet Jack's already stood up. And he's already got the uh You have. I'll do I'll do shoes off. We need I am known as well for wearing slightly big shoes. Can I stand up? Just stand on a chair. Stand on the chair, yeah. Elf and safety, don't worry about that. Elf and safety. I'll let you do it yourself. Oh no, really. I'll let you do it yourself. Do it myself? Yeah, well unless you're. That doesn't work really, does it? What are you holding up to your head for? How high? No, it is. Oh, we're just measuring legs. Oh, I thought we were doing full height. No, what okay. Just tell you that. So we're doing starting. I think from from hip, which is like there. Hip. Down. Two topics. Where are we going to do? Where does the leg end? Well, that is a good question. Let's talk about leg end. Well, I know uh leg ends on the floor. I know that much. Yeah, but does that does the foot count? That was a good question. This is one foot. I say 39. 39. 39 what? Exactly. Alice struggled with the measurements of the do you know what that big numbers mean? Are they that's inches? Okay. The other side is centimetres, right? Okay, you're only better than I'm just gonna do it. Do you want to do this? Do you want to do your? What? Do you want to see how well I'm six foot two, I don't know if that would make any sense. I'm not six foot two. Roughly. Six foot two is. Yes, I am six foot. I am so. In that case, I'm six foot. Okay. You've heard his first. Okay. Oh, I didn't realize I've been doing this. Are you pulling it? Okay. You are. I'm gonna give you 43. With your toe?

unknown: 23:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 23:48

What were you little legs? 39. 39. That's not even that much. 43. Maybe you have got long legs, maybe the rest of the thing. Maybe it's little, maybe my name should be little torso. And then where's my hip? I'm about up here. You're wearing shoes. I don't mean that's it. I'm about up here. No, that's that can't be right. That is I've got to get it. Is that your hip? I've got a wide hip. 36, I would say. Yeah. That beautiful word. Surely not. That's less than me. Well you're 39. I'm sure, am I? No. What? Maybe I should be called little legs that I'm not. Maybe you've got littler legs. I'm tiny. Oh dear. Let's go to the break. We should. We've blown us. You've got longer legs than me now. This is unbelievable. So this is the thing. This is the this is the scoop. There's a lot of people, actually, when they when they come up to me will say, Oh, this is this is I don't know. Pete, for example. He's my he's my husband. And Pete's not a real person, by the way, I've just made that up for uh for the story. Okay, good. Protecting the identity. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 24:50

Well, you don't want to you know name some people.

SPEAKER_05: 24:53

They might not want to be small. Do you know what I mean? Sure. This is Pete, he's my husband.

SPEAKER_04: 24:57

He's um he's really small. And then I stand next to Pete, then I'm taller than Pete, and then they're like, oh, oh, you're not even you're not even that small.

SPEAKER_05: 25:08

And then it's they sort of look a little bit disappointed. Almost the legend of you being small is well, is bigger than you actually being small. It's like they've already made up their minds that you are little legs. Yeah, little legs.

SPEAKER_04: 25:23

And it's the the name now precedes me because people say, Oh well, I've heard I've been to Hopton and they've spoken about you, and then I've come here and you're so your little legs.

SPEAKER_05: 25:33

I'm like, oh yeah. Oh, I thought you'd be smaller than that. Yeah, so so anyway, we've we've established that actually Ashley's got little legs. Yeah, so I don't like this. This is not little legs Ash. No, no, no, no. Big Ben. No, a lot millions of people listen to this podcast, so we need to be very careful. Even if we get in the double figures, we'll be lucky, I think. Um double millions of figures. Just or just like more than ten. No, actually, at the time of recording this, we are nearly at a hundred thousand downloads, which is pretty cool, actually. That's cool.

SPEAKER_04: 26:09

What's your real name? What's my real name? Ben thank you. Great, that's it. That's all you need to say.

SPEAKER_05: 26:19

Have you got a surname or is Little Egg?

SPEAKER_04: 26:20

Yeah, so uh Ben Northwood is my name. Well, actually it's not, so I've got my bit of a story with that. So legally, it's Benjamin Collins. But I was that's not on my birth certificate. But now I'm Benjamin Northwood, also known as Ben Northwood, also known as Little X, also known as the People's Champion, which uh There's a lot of things going on there. Yeah, there's lots of layers.

SPEAKER_05: 26:48

Are you in witness protection?

SPEAKER_04: 26:49

Yes. Uh no. Okay. No. But my parents did get divorced, which is sort of, you know, similar sort of experience.

SPEAKER_05: 26:56

It took a very dark turn. Yeah. It's okay, I can bring it back. I hear they got married somewhere nice. They did get married somewhere nice, they did. My parents. How did you know that? If you did I read the notes. Oh right. Yeah. You would have known if you're not sure. Where did they get? They got married at Five Lakes. Pre-Potters Resorts. Well, yes, there's a few. I I can't remember if we've spoken to somebody else who got married here. Or you've read my notes. Or yes. Well, maybe that's what it is, yeah. Yeah, that's where I got that from. But so you you came here was it is it weird seeing it completely different? Uh to be honest, I don't really remember it before.

SPEAKER_04: 27:35

So when I came for the first time I came here was for my interview.

SPEAKER_05: 27:39

And the heavy drinking. I was gonna. Yes, because of the drinking, yeah. Because you've gone for a Guinness today. I have gone for a Guinness today, and when you asked me if you were gonna get any drink from the bar You weren't expecting us to actually give you a drink from. Yeah. I wasn't thinking, oh, you'd actually get me a drink from the drink. But if you'd have read the notes, it does say this will be on your table when you arrive.

SPEAKER_04: 28:03

So when I saw a Guinness, I thought, oh, that's lovely.

SPEAKER_03: 28:08

Yeah, that's really nice. Obviously, uh 0% because um at work.

SPEAKER_04: 28:12

Work. Yeah. Yes, the non-alcoholic one. Oh. Because Is it? Yeah, because I'm yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 28:19

Yeah, because I'm working so we're talking about it. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, Guinness, oh, it's all the way Guinness. We've we've been talking about this the other day because Ashley's recently got in on the Guinness train. Yeah, I actually chose it on my dream drink, but I am um of an age. Um and I've tried Guinness for the first time this year in my life. Well done. Revelation. And can I can I ask how old you are? Is that okay? Um so when was the first time you tried Guinness? He's older than you think. When was the first time you had tried Guinness?

SPEAKER_03: 28:48

Uh oh, so when I was at drama school, uh that sounded way more this was I just had to say that, you know, you've got to get it in there.

SPEAKER_04: 28:58

It sounded a little bit pretentious, didn't it? I was back when I was at drama school, uh, I worked at Doc Martin's uh and I don't know if this is getting any better.

SPEAKER_05: 29:08

What? That's good.

SPEAKER_03: 29:11

It was because I because I didn't have any money to help?

SPEAKER_05: 29:13

Yeah, I think that helps.

SPEAKER_03: 29:15

Like anyone does, you know.

SPEAKER_05: 29:16

Do you want to name that year theatre school?

SPEAKER_03: 29:18

Yes, I can. It's uh it's Emil Dale.

SPEAKER_05: 29:22

I don't know why I loved. Yeah, I can. It's Emil Dale Academy. Uh it's in When I first read that, because I did read the onion notes. I read that as Emmerdale. Emmerdale Academy, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 29:32

Emmerdale, Emil Deal. It's uh it's up and coming. So it's um I was the third year to graduate, um, but they're still like smashing it out of the park with people coming in. Uh but it's they only do musical theatre, so it's not um you know, the like one of the big schools where they have like thousands of courses and there's like hundred people in each year.

SPEAKER_05: 29:52

Where where is that based?

SPEAKER_04: 29:54

It's in Oh, when I went it was in Hitchin, but now it's actually moved in Hertfordshire. But it It's still it's very close by, that's where they still like basically.

SPEAKER_05: 30:02

I used to live in Hitchin. Did you? There you go. Was it near Whereabouts? What road? I don't know. It's in lockdown, so it's like I had to live somewhere really quickly. Well I lived in Hitchin in lockdown. What? Because I was at a uni. We could have been neighbours. Maybe we were. But he had a probably a different name at that point. Different. I actually did.

SPEAKER_03: 30:21

I actually did. Yeah, I would have been Ben Collins then.

SPEAKER_05: 30:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 30:25

Which is obviously yeah. Pre um.

SPEAKER_05: 30:28

So the Guinea section.

SPEAKER_04: 30:30

Yeah, sorry. Doc Martin's. So I'm at Doc Martin's. Everyone that works there, really cool, way too cool for me. I was just going, I was just a Saturday job. I need some need some money. Um and the they were all like, oh Madd, you've got you've got to try Guinness. You've got to have a Guinness. And they're all like, they've got loads of like chains and like they're all in black. At first I sort of drunk it like you do with any alcoholic drink, I think. And this isn't a hot take. I think everyone does this. You don't like any alcoholic drink at first. I think you you keep drinking it until you desensitise yourself to it, don't you?

SPEAKER_05: 31:03

I think I said that in when I chose it is the dream drink. The reason why it's taking me so long to drink it is I don't think it's marketed right. So for so it's marketed as very heavy, lots of iron, it's a meal in a in a can or a pan. And it just really like put me off. But actually, I don't know what you think about oh, it's uh for the listeners who's had a sip. Um it's quite light and watery. Yeah, it's I don't have money to do that, but I think it's smoother than regular beer. Some sort of like sponsorship of Guinness, because you keep just describing it in such fine detail. It's full of iron. Yeah. It's it's a meal and a cat. Well, are you is this are you pa are you being paid by? We touched because obviously we're talking about Guinness, and when you tried it, you were quite How old would you say Ashley was if you were to give him an age? Ah, no, but I just feel like it's a nice way to sort of get to know each other.

unknown: 31:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_05: 31:55

What?

SPEAKER_03: 31:57

Alright.

SPEAKER_05: 31:59

Ashley is shadowing me for a few episodes just as like a work experience sort of. Just kind of learning how to co-host a podcast. I didn't realise there'll be someone else in the room to want to view. Originally we were having James R. Hearn here, but unfortunately he tore his hamstring dressed as legend. Yes. Um potterator. And uh he is no more. Good.

SPEAKER_04: 32:22

Right. So how old did you say? Uh I'm gonna go uh 38.

SPEAKER_05: 32:31

Well, you did something with your hands then before you guessed it. He sort of threw something up in the air. Yeah, what was that? Uh that was my that's my ball of ideas that I throw in the air. Oh, when I when I have an idea. That's nice. What ball is it different ideas inside the ball? Yeah. What's what else is in that ball? Can you throw it up again? Hey, look, I'll be really honest with you, that's the first time I've done that in my whole life. Did it uh help? It yeah. Well, did it help? How old are you? So if you were if I was to take that ball of ideas and open it up and what would I see? It's mostly just different surnames just to pick out just when I need them as it went. So it's less of a ball of ideas than just a ball of surnames. Which is useful because you continuously keep changing your What was the the last one you said about being uh the the greatest legend or Oh yeah, the people's champion. That's it. Yeah, so I've established myself as that really.

SPEAKER_04: 33:26

Well I haven't. I haven't. I I I think I don't know if it's being small, you sort of automatically the underdog. Uh I've made really good really good friends with uh another person and the Five Legs team, Joseph, um, who uh we're sort of we're sort of a little duo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 33:45

So he's a bit of a double acting. A little bit of a double actor. How tall is Joseph compared to you?

SPEAKER_04: 33:50

Uh taller than me, but not as much as he would like. Yeah. Uh because he he's very good at making little jokes. Yeah. Um he but um we've sort of we've sort of become a bit of a duo.

SPEAKER_05: 34:06

But I uh the people tend to favour me in in whatever we do. Wow and I think are you saying that is that actually what's happening or is that how you perceive? Um I think if I ask the people, they do tend to say yeah. Should we put a poll out? Who is who do they like more you or Joe? We can't it's not that we can't get any instant feedback on that. We just do that. Can I have a vote now? Yeah. Joe? Yeah, so you're you're double act. Yes, we've got a bit of a double act going on. Yes, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04: 34:41

Yeah, we're often in sort of contention if we're doing, you know, it's something in the pre-show or something in the daytime where we've got to sort of go head to head with each other, or anyone really. It's just it just tends to be that the people favour me. And I don't know if that's like a like a hype thing. Like uh an underdog. Yeah, I think I am the underdog. Yeah. Like quite literally, and quite under.

SPEAKER_05: 35:04

Name three things that you're better that than him at really quick. Reaching low things, reaching low things. I can do that quite well. Oh, like shelves and things. Low shelves. Uh making drinks look bigger. Yep. Making drinks or just things?

SPEAKER_04: 35:19

Or just things. But I just when I said I was gonna say things and then I thought that sounded a bit weird, so we've never really drinks.

SPEAKER_05: 35:30

Making drinks look bigger.

SPEAKER_04: 35:31

Yeah, and then I don't know. See, when I when I first started, I was like, oh, like I'm I'm like, I'm the guy that does the singing and I'm really serious.

SPEAKER_05: 35:43

And uh we then stupid nickname. No, suddenly like somebody called me little legs, and I was like, wow, I'm actually got a bit of personality.

SPEAKER_04: 35:56

So when we first sort of got together, we started around a similar time, like in November, December time last year. So we haven't really been here that long. Um we had a bit of a thing going on where I was like, oh, I was like the singer, like really serious, and then Joseph did the jokes. But we've sort of like blended together in a weird way. There was a there was a time a few months ago where uh Sean Lee, um he's uh he's a bit of a Sean Lee mind reader.

SPEAKER_03: 36:23

Sean, yes. So he does he does some like mind tricks, right?

SPEAKER_04: 36:28

And he did this trick where he sat Joseph and me down on separate chairs and he he was touching me, but Joseph was feeling it, and then touching Joseph and I was feeling it. Probably not high chairs, just normal size chairs.

SPEAKER_03: 36:45

Well for me, obviously they raised the chair a little bit so that we looked the same height. Um but that's just for like just for the way it looked on the stage. But then since then, so you've had this connection.

SPEAKER_05: 36:59

Before that, yeah, so since then we've had this like weird switch over in brains, and I've become like a little bit funny. Yeah. And Joseph out of nowhere has like a really good singing voice. Oh. So I think we've like swapped over a little bit.

unknown: 37:12

Wow.

SPEAKER_05: 37:14

It's quite cool that Sean has been able to do that. And I we've asked him to do it change it back, but he said that it doesn't work that way. So obviously Sean has swap elements of your personalities, yeah. Yeah, we've you were to take another element of his personality that you don't currently possess, what would it be?

SPEAKER_04: 37:30

It would be He has this like bulletproof thing where he can say anything. Yes, it's a bulletproof bear. But also underneath that inside, he has In his heart, in his in his heart, in his soul, yeah, he has um this ability to um sort of insult anyone, but they don't get offended. He can say whatever he wants.

SPEAKER_05: 37:58

I'll try that. Yeah, I just didn't say that's your whole shit. That's basically my entire personality. I don't know how he gets away with it. He says things that if I said it, I would no longer be the people's champion. No But maybe that's why you are the people's champion. You're seeing my kindness and downtrodden sometimes. But I'd quite like to say some like sometimes I think if I went shut up and then What would you say to him? Do you want to get it off your chest now? What, Joseph?

SPEAKER_03: 38:27

No, I don't mean to him. I mean like just.

SPEAKER_05: 38:34

He's really get on your nerves. This isn't a bit if you if you could have the same No um the same sort of hard, you know, sort of bulletproof heart that Joseph has, yeah. What would you say to this man here? With my bulletproofest. No, just don't get one. No. Um I'd probably just say I don't know. You're uh I'm I've got longer legs than you. I'm gonna go back to Sean Lee very quickly. Yes. Because we've got him at the end of the day. Oh, yeah, okay. And we're asking all of the guests beforehand to give us three random objects to test his you know, memory skills. Or like that. Um so we've got we've got three objects from Alexander. Well, I'll tell you what they are, just in case you give them a heads up. Yeah. So give us three random objects and we're gonna we're gonna test it.

SPEAKER_03: 39:21

I haven't brought anything with me though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05: 39:25

I'll just like I'll just tell you what they are. You you just tell us. I think it's it Ben got confused because you said give us. So Yeah, I just it I it's a podcast. Ben This is this yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 39:37

This is a Um Okay, uh I will say I will say You don't have to go for things that are in this room.

SPEAKER_05: 39:47

I can see you frantically looking around. I I I do when you say it, I want the object handed to me. Okay. I'm gonna say Am I trying to are we what we are we trying to throw him off? No well well do you feel like we should? No.

SPEAKER_04: 40:02

Well, I don't think you can throw it. He's unthrowable off.

SPEAKER_05: 40:05

We're just giving like three random objects from each person, and then we're gonna give him them in a sequence and see if he can remember the objects by the end of that.

SPEAKER_04: 40:12

Oh, he's really good at stuff like that. He does the master your memory class. No, that that's why we're that's why you're doing it. Because he's so good.

SPEAKER_05: 40:22

He gets you to remember a list of he says a list of things. This is what you're doing, isn't it? List of things. All I say is Alice gave us three objects and then we carried on talking. Okay, so I'll just give you three objects then. Yeah. I'm gonna say a deck of cards.

SPEAKER_04: 40:36

Okay. Here they are. Thank you. I'm passing an invisible deck of cards for the audio listeners.

SPEAKER_05: 40:44

A frying pan. Yeah, naturally.

SPEAKER_04: 40:49

Oh, if you don't want me to talk about the topic.

SPEAKER_05: 40:52

I'm on tender hooks. So we want to find out the answer, which is interesting. You know it's tender hooks. T-E-N-T-R.

SPEAKER_04: 41:01

Tenta hooks. It's not tender hooks. Tender hooks. It's tender hooks.

SPEAKER_05: 41:04

Anyway, Sean Francis Lee, that's a sort of. Why is it Tenta hook? That's just what it is. Tender hooks. No, it's tender hooks. It's like, it's like, oh, that was a damp squid. People say that, don't they? But it's squib. I know, but it's a squib, right? I know, right. Tender hook. That's uh New Girl? Did you get that from? Was that a TV programme we got that from? New girl. Have you ever seen that?

SPEAKER_03: 41:25

I thought you were talking about my girlfriend again. No, no, no. New girl?

SPEAKER_05: 41:29

Uh kind of. There's a TV programme, and I'm pretty sure they talk about a damp squib. Oh, maybe. Another squib.

SPEAKER_03: 41:34

Yeah, what is a squib?

SPEAKER_04: 41:35

I think it's like uh it's like something to do with a quill, I think. Like what they used to write with.

SPEAKER_05: 41:39

Oh yeah. The the listeners will know. What's a centre hook? Uh it is a uh a hook that you hang a cloth and it's like really tight, and so that the the tightness represents being angry. Tension, apparently. Tension. Exactly. Thank you for um teaching me your ways. May I do a a s a a topic, a section now, yeah. Which is new section. Yes. Uh this section is created by the wonderful Alice here at Five Legs Potters Resistance. Oh wow. This section is called Getting to Know Moo. Uh Getting to Know Moo. So I would presume assume.

SPEAKER_03: 42:18

Which one is it? Presume assume.

SPEAKER_05: 42:21

What are you doing? Um You can either assume, or you can presume, but we don't know what you're doing yet, so give us. Okay, so I'm it wait, so if it's right, is it presuming? Is that worked? So maybe they're the same thing. I've got the dance good thing, or what was the tender hooks vlog, so don't ask me.

SPEAKER_04: 42:41

Yeah, anyway, um uh I think getting to know mo, getting to know you, getting to know me, slash animal sounds.

SPEAKER_05: 42:51

Hey. If you were to pick an animal, right? Yep. And give it a regional accent, you'd be able to guess what region it's from. What animal would you pick? Dog. Well think of think of the title. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think let's get him to pick a new animal. No, it's let's we've had cat. We've had a move, let's get to know moo. It's not gonna be as good as animal. It's not good getting to know Bach, is it?

SPEAKER_04: 43:16

Uh, it's the game. I get it now.

SPEAKER_05: 43:20

See? So I have to move. No, but you know wait, is it getting to know me though? No, no, it's more it's more. We've not thought about it a lot. I know, I Alice. I've this is me and Alice have got this down. Right, okay, give us a cow impression. Um I've got to tell you something about myself now. Oh no. No, no, no, right. No, it's about it's about it's about animal impression. No, this is the game, right? What you I'm gonna have to guess. I've I'm invested now. I no, no, I'm not having this, right? This is bless Alice, right? Her game is this. You have to do uh an impression of a cow. Sounds like a moo. We then have to guess where that region that is from, so where you grew up. That is it. That's as simple as that. Don't need to complicate it with dogs and oh you've got you you've got an issue with doing animal impressions. No, it's not an issue.

SPEAKER_04: 44:14

Well, so the issue I do have though is that I've already said where I grew up. So you already know? Yeah, yeah. I thought I I thought I'd say that.

SPEAKER_05: 44:27

Because I grew up here, basically. No, no, yeah, but that means I can get the point easy. So over to you. I think it helps his ego uh like his self. Okay. So he's in training, he's like learning. Over to you, better. Uh okay.

SPEAKER_04: 44:45

Mm.

SPEAKER_05: 44:47

That's from Tip Tree. Yeah, it was. Thank you. Bang. That was really good, thank you. How did you do that? It's in the notes. Ah. What's your favourite farm noise to make? Uh probably a sheep. Can you give us a this is what I was gonna say. So you can cut him off. We could have got a great sheep. I needed to get the moo out. We're now listen to this.

SPEAKER_04: 45:12

Close your eyes. Or if you're listening, if you're listening, you just have to listen because it's the same. You can still close your eyes.

SPEAKER_03: 45:18

Yeah, still close your eyes. Oh, you can close your eyes. Don't close your eyes.

SPEAKER_04: 45:26

Um, okay. So you're in a field. You look across, there's a fence. The wind sort of blowing. Yep, just a bit of wind. Oh, you put it in. Okay, right. Alright, there's a yeah. Uh you see over in the field.

SPEAKER_03: 45:50

Is that what you're doing?

SPEAKER_04: 46:19

Tell me that's not just an actual shape. Oh, you can open your eyes, by the way. Yeah. As soon as it was done.

SPEAKER_05: 46:28

I find that. Yeah, that's what that's that's a talent. When did you know you could bleep like a sheep? Was it on Emma Delpharm? Well, that brings me to another story. Uh oh. Before your story, I'm just thinking of the person that's lying in hospital uh in Wolf doing a story. What person? Who's had the car crash? Oh, because they closed the arms. Why did you car have a car crash? And then, oh well, Ben, Ashley, and Jack told me to close Mars during a podcast. So that's what I was that's where my head was at. The last thing they heard was a sheep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

unknown: 47:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 47:05

Sorry, your story.

SPEAKER_04: 47:07

Okay. So I have a crippling phobia of goats. Goats? No, no, no. Oh, T S. Goats. Oh goats. The horns. What's T S. No, it's not the same. No, because as in instead of S it's not even spelled the same. I was just doing that. I was trying to do a thing, it didn't work. However, okay.

SPEAKER_05: 47:30

Obviously, you didn't fancy your spelling teacher. So no. So I've got a really bad fear of goats.

SPEAKER_03: 47:38

No, yeah. Um the ones with the horns. Oh right. Devil, yeah, bike.

SPEAKER_04: 47:43

No, like as in their farm the farmyard animals. Yeah. Sure. Goats.

SPEAKER_05: 47:47

Cousins of the sheep.

SPEAKER_04: 47:48

Okay. Are they? Close enough. Don't know. Uh anyway, so when I was a baby, uh prime age, uh, a goat. Uh there's a zoo quite close to Five Lakes. Great place to visit if you're bored of our entertainment. Uh and one day.

SPEAKER_05: 48:03

But why would anybody be cut that out? Yeah. Well it If you're bored of Five Lakes Entertainment, just come to Hopton on Sea. Oh. There we go. Uh no, if you fancy a day out, Colchester Zoo. Colchester Zoo is just down the road. I have to say, we didn't even talk to Alice about this, considering she lives in Colchester.

SPEAKER_07: 48:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 48:21

But Colchester Zoo, the best zoo. I love that. Haunted. Yeah, it's great.

SPEAKER_04: 48:27

It actually is, I think it actually is in like the top three zoos in the country.

SPEAKER_05: 48:31

It's massive. You said haunted. Yeah, they've got the full of ghosts.

unknown: 48:36

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_04: 48:37

Uh so goats. There's a there's a walk-through goat enclosure at the zoo. So it's not an enclosure then, is it? If it's a walkthrough.

SPEAKER_05: 48:44

True. I mean, they're still there, it's still enclosed.

SPEAKER_04: 48:47

Yeah, but it's not because there's a door.

SPEAKER_05: 48:49

If anything, you are a part of the enclosure.

SPEAKER_04: 48:54

Terrifying thought, but I yeah, so I'm in the pram. I don't remember this by the way, and this is how much it's hard me. Were you walking? Um No, because I'm in the Pram. I was being wheeled through. Wheeled through enclosure, then. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'm in the pram. I'm eating my Watsits. Great big Watsit fan of crystals are available. Uh and I'm munching on them. The goat That's a teak, depending on what the audio goes jumps in the pram on top of me. Meh right in my face.

SPEAKER_05: 49:32

That's quite that would save it. Right in my face.

SPEAKER_04: 49:35

And I don't remember the watch it. I don't remember it. He wanted to watch it, obviously. Of course you do, but he doesn't.

SPEAKER_05: 49:40

But who are you with? Well, parents. No, but you but they doesn't they could have been a grandparent that took you to it?

SPEAKER_04: 49:47

Oh yeah, I guess so, yeah. But yeah, as my parents. History teacher? No, no, I didn't know it then. That this was pre-primary school. Pre-any school. Okay. And for ever since And sit genuinely since then, so scared of goats. When I was so a couple of years ago on the cruise, went to Norway, uh, went up a mountain in Bergen in Norway. Um and at the top of the mountain there are these wild goats, and I literally couldn't get off the like train thing that takes you up because it was a little oaths of goats.

SPEAKER_05: 50:18

Wow. Is it because like your history teacher, they have weird pupils? Yep. I see what you did there. That was a very good segment. I feel like you've it was. I'm incredibly proud of that. What you've done is called me called me weird.

SPEAKER_04: 50:34

But they do have they do have weird pupils. They're square, aren't they?

SPEAKER_05: 50:36

Yeah, that's square rectangular, yeah. Yeah. Is that part of I didn't know that?

SPEAKER_03: 50:40

Yeah, they're not circled.

SPEAKER_05: 50:41

Is that is that part of it, do you reckon? Or probably. Okay. Probably. But also the fact that it literally jumped at me and was like my dad lost it. So you've overcome that fear of goats by becoming one with the sheep? Uh no, I just think it's a similar sort of bleat, isn't it? So has that ingrained in you so much that now you're able to do a quite a good goat slash sheep impression?

SPEAKER_04: 51:05

I think, yeah, it's that. It's more that I'm in a real like goat.

SPEAKER_03: 51:09

I just think that the goat is in me. In a in a in a metaphorical way.

SPEAKER_05: 51:17

Would you ever eat goat curry? No, but I'll tell you a story. I once went to I can't wait to see how many times you've been. I'll tell you a story. We need we need little uh thing. Yeah. Anyway, sorry, say that again. So I went to uh when I was in year eight, so I was about fourteen.

SPEAKER_04: 51:35

This is again pre that history teacher. She didn't she wasn't there at the time. She was in the police before. Yeah, she told me over a coffee.

SPEAKER_05: 51:46

Obviously, I at that time strawberries and cream. Yeah. But um that is quite a clear police teacher Barista.

SPEAKER_04: 51:52

Crazy, you're right. Um so yes, uh, but it was before her. We went to we went on a school trip to Germany and we went to an exotic meats restaurant. Exotic meats. Exotic meats, yeah. And I tried crocodile, zebra, ostrich.

SPEAKER_05: 52:09

Um, but not goat, but I guess that's not really exotic, is it? Right. And it's great for you because obviously if you're from Tiptree, famous for the jam. Famous for the jam. Famous all over the world for jam. Yep. Uh we've got some guests, um Serena and Devin, who actually live in Tiptree as well. They always bring me but pots of the jam or jam. Little scarlet jam? That's the best one. What's the uh chocolate orange spread?

SPEAKER_04: 52:33

Yes.

SPEAKER_05: 52:34

They always bring me pots of that, and I have to limit myself to that because I end up eating that with a spoon.

SPEAKER_04: 52:39

Do you know Tiptree or Wilkins, the farm, is the only place in the UK, or it was a few years ago, but I'm pretty sure it still is, the only place in the UK where oranges grow naturally.

SPEAKER_05: 52:51

Really? Yeah, outside. Did not know that. Fun fact. Because they're obviously not native to the UK, oranges. What's your favourite jam then?

SPEAKER_04: 53:00

What did you say was uh from little scarlet. Little scarlet. It's these they're little strawberries. Do you relate to that because of the little yeah, yeah. But well, I don't know anymore. I don't know if I relate to that anymore.

SPEAKER_05: 53:13

Because actually Ash could be Ash could be little. No, it we'll just maybe he's littler legs. No, no, no, no. Little little legs. What's little scarlet jam?

SPEAKER_04: 53:24

So they're no the jam is just normal size, but the strawberries that they put into it is uh they're small.

SPEAKER_05: 53:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 53:31

So they they put the because they're small, I don't know, but things are basically they're basically they're sweeter.

SPEAKER_05: 53:37

Okay. And you can get the little tiny ones, I suppose you could get it. But you can get a little, little, yeah, you can.

SPEAKER_04: 53:42

Do you sell them here? Yeah, we do. In the pop-in shop.

SPEAKER_05: 53:46

There's a whole jam, yeah. There's a whole Tip Tree Jam section. This is what we like to call the whole podcast. We've we've actually not really covered anything. Um this was what this is what we like to call the A B C the A B C quiz. No, not even. Which stands for anything. Oh no, you can join in with this one if you want. No, no, it's just an effect on it like anything but like reverberate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that me and you? You do you want to do this? Yeah, I'll do. It stands for Anything No, no, just you. Anything but correct. Let's do it. Ready. What is your name?

SPEAKER_04: 54:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 54:33

What do you hit a ball with in golden? Son. How many lakes are there? Five lakes? Seven. What would you put in a cup of tea? What what colour is grass? Brown.

unknown: 54:55

Oh.

SPEAKER_05: 54:56

Name a vegetable.

SPEAKER_03: 54:58

Apple.

SPEAKER_05: 55:00

What is a young cat called?

SPEAKER_03: 55:04

Wayne.

SPEAKER_05: 55:05

Uh Kentucky fried what?

SPEAKER_03: 55:08

Cat.

SPEAKER_05: 55:10

Name something you can drive.

SPEAKER_04: 55:14

A tree.

SPEAKER_05: 55:16

Name a flavour of soup. Green. Now I'm gonna ask one more question. What noise does a goat make?

SPEAKER_03: 55:28

Hello there. Goat.

SPEAKER_05: 55:34

Wow. Quite a good little um you yeah, you ask you quite quick with your answers. Yeah. That is genuinely so much harder. I've done it before. It is really hard to just try and not to not to answer the Because the questions are so easy. Yeah. Okay. So just a few a few bits and pieces. Um the first one was was it about the name? What was your name? What's your name?

SPEAKER_03: 55:58

There's an analysis here, is there?

SPEAKER_05: 55:59

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna go through some points. And then we'll have a leaderboard, but you won't know where everybody else is on the leaderboard, because obviously until we release it. We don't know what order we've released these episodes in either. Great. Yeah. Happy Christmas, everyone. Yes, possibly, yeah. So you said Jeff. Now, as you've got lots of names, is that one of your names? It's not. No. Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 56:22

The thing with my names is the first name stays the same, apart from the People's Champion and Little Leg. So actually it doesn't. So but Jeff isn't my name, no.

SPEAKER_05: 56:31

Definitely not Jeff.

unknown: 56:32

No.

SPEAKER_05: 56:33

I accept the point. Ben is always. Here's what's gonna happen. I will give you the point, but because I know what you're like, if it in the future, if you change your name into Jeff, we'll just take that point off. Yeah, yeah. That's fine. Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_04: 56:44

Well, I'll try not to be Jeff in the future, because I would like the point.

SPEAKER_05: 56:47

If you were to change your name from Ben, what would it be?

SPEAKER_04: 56:50

Oh, I don't know. Do you know what, actually?

SPEAKER_05: 56:55

Don't worry about this.

SPEAKER_04: 56:56

No, I haven't. Well, I kind of have. If somebody doesn't know my name and they think they do, usually, weirdly, it's Jack. People say all the time.

SPEAKER_05: 57:07

Oh, you look like a Jack. Jabal lad, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's I wouldn't put yourself lad. You do look like a Japan lad. Don't put yourself down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that's um because seven lakes. Now I do know there's not five lakes here. Well, I do know that. This is this is interesting. Whoa. I think there might be seven. I was yeah, this do you know where I've got this information from? I was listening back to old episodes of the podcast season two, Chloe Driscoll. Yes. Is she still in the theatre company? Yes, she's still in the she's the company manager. Oh my god, I apologise. Company manager. She said she told us there were seven lakes. Yeah. And I answered that question, she even said seven lakes, and we didn't give her the point because we've never verified it. I've not been running and counted. I've never counted. But I think we should feel I think on this podcast we need to do an investigation of how many lakes there are actually at five. I'm not going to give you the point.

SPEAKER_07: 58:03

Because there might be seven.

SPEAKER_05: 58:04

Yeah. But it's weird that you said. I'll try to do that quietly. Sorry, Kevin, because I'm just okay, I thought so.

SPEAKER_07: 58:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 58:12

Sorry. So, no point for seven as of yet. I think there are seven lakes. That's crazy. We'll do an investigation and we'll come back at the end for the big leader board. Great. The other question was what can you not put in tea? Yeah. You said grass. I'm not going to give you the points. What? Because you can put lemongrass in tea to flavour it. That is so different But he's firm but he's fast. So no points. Right. Um apples, not vegetables. I said what colour is grass? You said brown. Oh yeah, no, I've already crossed that.

SPEAKER_04: 58:44

That's that I was frustrated about because that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_05: 58:47

In the sun. Yeah. Sometimes it sometimes. You should see my garden. KFC cats is absolutely fine. Deep fried cat. Yeah. Drive tree. Another C. How good was that, actually? Token red cats. Who knows that? Yeah, that no, I we were hoping for that, really. Oh.

SPEAKER_03: 59:05

I thought I was being speculated.

SPEAKER_05: 59:06

No, it's still impressive. You can have green soup. Green soup. And a goat saying hello. I quite yeah, I think that's like. I would wouldn't expect it. How many points? Six. Is that seven? Two, three, four. You I just watched you skip that one. Seven. Sorry, sorry, I'll just have what seven points. Is that good? Any bonus points? Oh, we don't know, do we, if that's the same thing? I might give you an extra I'm gonna give you an extra point. No, I'm not actually. No. No, because I I have a cat, so I'm not gonna give you a bonus point for cat. Deep fry the cat. Because it says now the C. No, but and that's where I was going until I remembered I have a cat. And then I thought, that's not very nice. No. I think seven for now might be six, depending on if anyone calls you Jeff in the future. Okay. Well done, then. Very good, very good score. Or is it?

SPEAKER_04: 59:58

Or is it I swear to God, if one of you says, So Jeff, and then I lose that point, I'll be really annoyed.

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:04

If you if you reply with a if you reply to the point, if you reply, yeah, you'll lose the point straight away. Um very quickly, take us through what your ideal Potter's break would look like. Oh. You know. I know it uh doesn't have to be just a very quick summary of what you'd what you'd like to do. Okay. So I think first of all, I'd like to do a weekend.

SPEAKER_07: 1:00:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:26

Nice.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:27

Because I think the weekend, I really enjoy the vibe of a weekend.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:30

Yeah. It's like it's like it's a bit it's a party more slightly, slightly more party vibe on the weekend, I would say.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:39

Yeah. Um don't know what it's like up up at your place, but down here, a little bit more party.

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:46

There's a little bit more going on on the weekends because you've got the um modules as well, haven't you?

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:50

Yeah, so we have there's a bit more, there's a bit more happening.

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:53

So I'd choose the weekend, and then what I'd do is I'd get the programme for the for the weekend, and then anything that says little legs, Ben, or little legs, I would just highlight.

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:04

You'd go to your own events. But what if you're on holiday and you're not hosting them? That's what he's scuffed to. I haven't considered that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:12

Would you highlight don't really let me out for it?

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:14

Would you highlight Joe and go to his stuff? Well it'd be weird because it would be it would be and Joseph, wouldn't it? For everything. Then you there'd be something missing.

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:25

Well guess that. Would they ever replace you with somebody else? I don't think I don't think that's possible.

unknown: 1:01:31

No.

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:32

You'd have to be. So when when you're not in what happens? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:38

I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:40

I I think I actually think when I'm on holiday, this they just close five legs, I think. It's like a paradox, you can never holiday here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:48

No, I couldn't. I couldn't.

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:49

Wow. I'd love to. It would be strange. I wouldn't be able to help myself if I went on holiday too. I think I'd be up and doing bits and bobs.

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:59

What's what sort of activities would you would you get involved in? Do you know what looks so good, which I'd really like to do, is which I've never done, is the rally cards we've got here.

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:07

You've never never tried that? Never tried that.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:09

Is that is that would you say the top activity that you've never I think yeah, that's number one on the list, 100% like to do.

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:16

Right, so you've got new track, is that right? Or is that something else that I saw yesterday? So I think it was new. I don't know. No. Got bird watching, that's new. Maybe it was that maybe I got confused. But that's the same. And we've got new carts, we've got new golf carts as well. Golf carts, that's what I think we have putting in. Have you ever ridden in one of the golf carts?

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:34

No. Do you know what? I that's another new drive. I d I do drive, yes. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:40

Well just checking, because Yeah, I do drive.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:42

Because you have to be able to, don't you have to do the carts? Yeah, I do drive. But I'd really like to get into golf, actually. I think I'm getting to the age where there's you hit a certain age.

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:52

Have you done anything on resort then? Because golf and rally carts and there's a driving school that you have here, which is quite exciting.

unknown: 1:02:59

Driving school.

SPEAKER_05: 1:03:00

For do you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:02

The golf buggy thing that you're a golf cart driving school. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05: 1:03:06

Yeah, there was like the course, wasn't it? Yeah. Isn't it? Yeah. Is there really? There was. Yeah. I went to Jamma yesterday and did it. Oh Yeah, that's a new thing. Actually work it. Do you work it?

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:21

Um I don't know if I can describe what I do as work. Absolutely. It's sort of like a I have done the archery. Yeah, I've done it.

SPEAKER_05: 1:03:30

Yeah, I have done the archery. That's really good. What is your all-time favourite show that you'd like to watch on your perfect brain? Oh, do you know what? I absolutely love Spotlight. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:03:40

Which is, at the time of recording, quite sad. We've only got a few weeks left. Because obviously on the 11th of July, we open in the Cabaret Club.

SPEAKER_05: 1:03:48

It will be gone by the time this podcast goes out. Oh, so um it's gone. What's your favourite bit about Spotlight?

SPEAKER_04: 1:03:55

I love um so I do the sweet transvestite.

SPEAKER_05: 1:04:02

That seems to be everyone's favourite thing. Which um Yeah, me and Mark were talking about that literally the other day about that.

SPEAKER_04: 1:04:10

And I'm that is the sad that is the thing that I'm gonna be saddest about not doing anymore when we go into the cabaret club. However, there is a section in the cabaret club where my uh attire that I've tried is rather similar to the sweet transvestor. Oh, spoilers.

SPEAKER_05: 1:04:28

I can bleep this out. Because uh are you talking about the gimmick? Yes. Yes. What what part are you playing in? The butterfly. The butterfly. Ooh. I've got yeah, you can No spoilers, but you've got to come and watch it. But that's my. I might even leave butterfly in there just as a teaser to be like, you've got to come and watch me as a butterfly. Yeah, and I uh love it. I am uh I'm the middle one. The light up. Yeah. I'll blink that spoilers.

SPEAKER_04: 1:04:54

You'll bleep that as well. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. On the end board. Joseph does that, but yeah, that's me as well.

SPEAKER_05: 1:05:01

No, he's not in it.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:02

You're not in it. I just wanted to join in. Oh, the butterflies.

SPEAKER_05: 1:05:05

He's he's the one sat in the audience. The f oh.

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That's okay. Yeah. It's gonna be good to watch.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:10

I think everyone is. I'm really happy for it. But and that's I'm really excited for it because it's very good. And I really like the um that was for the uh video listeners. Yeah, this is for the audio listeners.

SPEAKER_05: 1:05:25

Guess what that is once you've seen the show. Um I'm gonna miss spotlight. Yeah, I'm very excited for the new show, which you may have already seen or may not be able to do that. The people may have already seen it. We've got a new feature. Um I want you to pick a number that corresp corresponds to a previous guest's question. That they've got to ask you and you've got to answer. And then you leave a question for a future guest. Great. So uh pick a number between one and nine. I'll go for eight, please. You're gonna go for number eight.

SPEAKER_02: 1:06:00

Hi everyone, it's Faye from the Dance team at Hopton. And my mystery question is what is something you're really good at that most people don't know about?

SPEAKER_05: 1:06:13

So that's Faye. What is something you're really good at that most people do not know about?

SPEAKER_04: 1:06:21

Oh so a few things have come to mind there. And they all come with a story. No, they don't. One thing that I love, which I don't really talk about much here, um, is then the people that know me on a more personal level will know. I love running. Not just like just I don't run everywhere, but I really like with those little legs.

SPEAKER_05: 1:06:47

Does it take you longer to get places? Yeah. When you're running, do you imagine the goats are chasing you? Does that spur you on? Help? Yeah, it's like the goats, but they're all on a lead, and the person holding them is my old history teacher. Yes. Beautiful. We're gonna introduce you to a new feature that we've got. Alright. We're gonna take you into the Potter Zen Garden. In the Potter Zen Garden, we're gonna leave all of our troubles at the door.

unknown: 1:07:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_05: 1:07:21

So we're giving you an opportunity to get something off your chest. Have a ramp. What grinds your gears? What annoys you? For example. Uh uh, for example, um uh run runners get in the way of the on the with thing running on the side of the road. Get out, get out of the way. You can really go. I just want you to have an opportunity to just let it all out. Speak for as long as you need to, but not too long, because we've not got much time enough, about what really annoys you. Grind your gears, and then we'll get it out in the universe, we'll step into the Zen garden, and we'll relax. So, we're gonna step back here. This is your opportunity to just talk about what really annoys you.

SPEAKER_04: 1:08:10

Right, ladies and gents, this is my biggest pet peeve in the world, and this, if anyone asks me this question, I always say this. It's people that say the wrong word when they mean a different word. Biggest example of this. Oh. Oh, that that's that has generally really annoyed me there. I'm really I'm generally really annoyed by that. Nope. You are genuinely really annoyed by that. You're genuinely really annoyed by that. And then and then I'm oh it's just um I'm I'm thinking of a very specific situation right now. Oh thinking of a specific situation. There's a lot of those.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:54

And it's it is those those sorts of things where you you have to you know take a moment and be like learn to speak, you know. Anyway, there it was. You've got it out there.

SPEAKER_05: 1:09:13

Yeah, it's out in the open. Do you feel lighter?

SPEAKER_07: 1:09:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 1:09:17

Then come with us. Take a step into the Zen garden. Well, you can hear the birds chirping. And just take a moment to breathe. It's nice and heavy.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:37

How do you feel?

SPEAKER_07: 1:09:41

Fresh.

SPEAKER_05: 1:09:43

And when you're ready, all of us together will come out for the same. Thank you. Yeah, it's just an opportunity to get something off your off your chest.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:59

Yeah, that was that really.

SPEAKER_05: 1:10:00

Felt like a bit of a personal attack.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:02

But what do you do that a lot, do you?

SPEAKER_05: 1:10:05

He genuinely does. Huh?

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:06

Well, you had to go that's right. Were you trying to do it wrong though? No, no, no. Oh, you weren't trying to do it.

SPEAKER_05: 1:10:10

No, you had a go at me only with the the cloth, but pulling it tight. I can't remember what the word was now. What was that? Tender hooks. Tender hooks. Tender tender hooks.

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:18

Yeah, so um my my partner in crime, Joseph, does this a lot. He's got a few things that he likes to say. For example, duvet.

SPEAKER_05: 1:10:28

Duvet instead of duvet. Isn't that not just a regional accent thing though? No. No.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:35

No, he's just uh really frustrating.

SPEAKER_05: 1:10:39

Scone. Bath or bath. Bath I can't think of anything else.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:44

That's it.

SPEAKER_05: 1:10:44

Grass, bath. Scone. Brown brown grass. Quick questions. If you were to put a song in the all-exclusive playlist, what would you put in there? That would, you know, summarise you.

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:57

Oh, it has to be Grape Balls of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis.

SPEAKER_05: 1:11:01

Yes. Any reason why?

SPEAKER_04: 1:11:02

Yes. So sometimes.

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:08

Got a story about that.

SPEAKER_05: 1:11:11

Yes. Done. Uh uproad.

SPEAKER_04: 1:11:14

Uh so uh we do we sometimes do a game show or two down here. Uh it it works quite well. We do we'll go head to head in a game show, um, usually with a host, sometimes without. And uh we sometimes do a cheer, do a chant if we're if we're um winning, or we get some good points. And my channel be, I'll say, goodness gracious, and I'll get everyone to go.

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:38

Great bars of fire. Just like that, because I really like that sounds. That's good.

SPEAKER_05: 1:11:42

That's that'll be called a response. It works quite well. If you're to put one thing in the all-exclusive time capsule, one thing that you run thing, it can be a thing, it can be a moment, it can be an experience, something that means a lot to you in the all-exclusive time capsule. What would you be putting in there? What uh what sort of stuff is in there? Um we have got well, Ashley put his wedding in there. Put our wedding in there? Oh wow. The thing that really meant a lot to him. Yeah, I didn't really want to do it. Alice, what did Alice put? I can't do it. Um she put in a Panashock alarm. Yeah, she's gonna give me three of them in a like a napkin. Yeah. But that was relevant to the conversation at the time. So I mean her dad smuggles in a lot of pastry to different countries.

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:30

He's known for it. International criminal. Yeah, a little bit.

SPEAKER_05: 1:12:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:33

Does he change his name a lot? I don't know. Didn't ask that question. Should have asked. Would have been a good segue.

SPEAKER_05: 1:12:40

But what would you put in the all-exclusive time capsule?

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:44

Something that's really important to me.

SPEAKER_04: 1:12:48

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna put my phone in there. Your phone? Yes. But maybe not can I access the time capsule?

SPEAKER_05: 1:12:59

Or is it gone? We have been discussing this. We're not tensure how this works. Is it a sort of a museum thing? Or is it like a bigger one? Why are you buried in the case?

SPEAKER_03: 1:13:08

Because I think for multiple reasons.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:09

Firstly, I think I think no, the main reason I think is because I'm actually I'm probably a little bit addicted to it. So if it is in a time capsule, it's gone.

SPEAKER_03: 1:13:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:18

And I think actually people who don't spend a lot of time on their phone are quite uh Yeah. I've kind of I've kind of completely ruined the the sort of theme.

SPEAKER_05: 1:13:27

No, I I I'm seeing the time capsule as like it's like a museum. You're right. Yeah, it's like a little museum. If like we sit we like at the end of this, if we put all of everybody's objects or things into a museum, like it would be a picture of um Ashley's wedding, or it'd be you know some Panashocal Arts. Like what would be your objective? Oh, it can't be that then. You're just trying to wean yourself off your phone. Yeah, that was a few. I'm thinking we're digging a hole in the ground. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:58

What would I do? I think I would put in the the complete score for the first show that I did on the ship. Oh that's quite a bit. What was that show? Uh there's a show called Decades. Yeah. There was a few shows that we did uh straight away. Uh but this show was like uh from the 50s to through to the end of the 70s, it was like different, um, basically like a music similar to the shows we do. Uh boss it's actually like musical compilations or something. Have you got a favourite song from there? Uh Great Walls of Fire, actually. Yeah. So that was in there. That's and that's where I first and I just feel like I didn't really before then I didn't really I really like musicals and I wasn't really into like music before like the the like the now really. I wasn't really listening to older stuff. And then I sort of learned that sort of thing, and then I'm like yeah, actually quite like singing this sort of thing.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:00

And then I do like my own talk gigs and stuff. And I never sing things from musicals or I always sing stuff like stuff like that before my time.

SPEAKER_05: 1:15:11

What was your some quick fire questions then? What was your last impulse by new running shoes?

SPEAKER_04: 1:15:19

Yeah. Yeah. Way too expensive. They can be, can't they? They really are. And they're yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:28

Yeah. Because they they tell you that they're gonna make you faster.

SPEAKER_05: 1:15:31

Do they? They kind of do, actually. They've got a lot of padding to make you tall. Actually, yeah. Yeah. Really high.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:38

I really like the should have worn them today. If you could swing. Weirdly, I've still got no shoes on from earlier when I measured my legs. Oh what? Have you not? Oh no, you are. I've recently purchased, as well as the running shoes, a pair of clogs.

SPEAKER_05: 1:15:52

Some clogs? What? Yeah. No. What's the context of that? They are what do you mean? Well, well, it's not every day that people buy clogs. No, but they're not like cl not like I'm not talking about like Dutch clogs. No. No, I'm talking about like What did you think when he said there's a particular brand? My Dutch grandfather passed away recently. He popped his clogs. Anyway, um inflatable shoes. I've got Birkenstocks. That's what I'm talking about. Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 1:16:19

I just didn't know whether we were allowed to do that on there. Probably not. Because we don't really we haven't really named any brands.

SPEAKER_05: 1:16:24

I'm really well, I'm really hoping that we keep naming brands and one of them might want to sponsor us and send us free stuff. Birkenstock clogs, so good. Everybody keeps trying to sell them to me, not sell them to me, but as in like convince me to wear them. So they're quite toe at the front, but then the back is open.

SPEAKER_04: 1:16:39

So you slip them on, and because the sole is cork, it's it like basically the footbed ends up being the shape of your feet.

SPEAKER_05: 1:16:50

So they are literally the that you can't get a com more comfortable shoe. This is this is a real fact, and the listeners will know this and or will see this in the future. Uh the my white trainers I wear for daytime hosting at Potter's Resorts Hopton are Birkenstocks. So I've got Birkenstocks trainers, yep. Do they have the Corkins? Yep. Oh yep. Yep. Wow. Mind blown. You're welcome. Genuinely that's blown my mind. Let's go shoe shopping together. Let's do it. We know what the next thing you're gonna Google is, but what was the last thing you Googled? Last thing I Googled.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:28

Oh I Googled something this morning. Probably Google Maps sent my way here. What to the Vista Suite? What? To no, no. We both thought that. It was the Vista Suite. No, that would have been good. But no to to work. I always do that.

SPEAKER_05: 1:17:43

So you live in the village? Yes. And you don't know your way to work. Well, I actually that's a little bit of a little bit of lore about me. I actually don't live in Titra anymore. But Well, just we might as well start again then. You don't know any activities here. You don't know how to get here. I don't think your legs aren't that little. I don't think we've got the right guy. I don't think you're better. I'm actually big legs, Jeff. That's the way I am. Minus the point. Oh minus the point. We got it. Oh no. Well. You're on six points then. I'm just gonna write that down. Oh gutted. Got it.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:19

Uh no, I always use Google Maps because it tells you the quickest way to get there. And you'd be surprised how many variations of the same way you have to get to where you want to go. I could get here without putting it into Google Maps, but actually I use it every single day because it gives you the quickest way every time.

SPEAKER_05: 1:18:39

If you could work in a different Potter's department, what would it be?

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:43

Oh, great question. Probably be activity so I could learn what we do here.

SPEAKER_05: 1:18:51

If you were given an elephant, you couldn't sell it or give it away, what would you do with your elephant?

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:57

Oh, I'd just keep it in a room. The amount of gags you could do, imagine. Like what?

SPEAKER_03: 1:19:03

I'm just gonna address the elephant in the room. There it is. That's a good one. And that's that's probably it.

SPEAKER_05: 1:19:09

Anything about the trunk? No, that's what I was expecting.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:13

President of America, Donald Trump.

SPEAKER_05: 1:19:20

Yeah. There he is? If your house was on fire, what would you save?

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:25

The elephant, obviously.

SPEAKER_05: 1:19:28

If if you could swap lies, lives, with a celery, who would it be? Celebrity. I know he gets burned up when I say the wrong thing. It's not like Yeah, you can't just start saying different words. Oh that's not how it works. It has to be words that like people generally get wrong. Yeah, you have to be more Pacific. Oh. That one, that's the one. That one part of the years.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:52

Yeah.

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He did it on purpose, though.

SPEAKER_05: 1:19:54

Um Celebrity.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:55

If you could swap Lyons with a Oh, Tom Harland. Got a story about Tom Harland? No, I haven't. I'm a massive I'm a really big Marvel fan, so I'd love to.

SPEAKER_05: 1:20:05

Did you miss lunch? Nearly, yeah. Okay. Yeah. We're randomly something, right? I'd love to be I'd love to be Spider-Man. I'm joking. What's the story about with Tom Harland?

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:13

No, I don't actually have a Tom Harland, sorry.

SPEAKER_05: 1:20:14

I'm just side for I just really would like to be Spider-Man. You can be. Why don't I put on a um show Potters? They'll they'll do that for you. What? Spider-Man? Little legs are Spider-Man? Yeah. Little legs Spider-Man. Yeah. Little legs man. Yeah. Spider Little Legs Man. Just get a giant bath as a set. There's your first thing there. Spider trying to get out of the bath. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04: 1:20:38

Oh, I see. Something. Like an actual Yeah. Right. Rather than like climbing walls and tweeting from webs and stuff.

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:20:44

I'd rather do like this the cool stuff.

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:47

Rather than getting out of a bath. And like getting stuck in a lampshade. I guess that's where you were going next.

SPEAKER_05: 1:20:51

They used to call my granddad Spider-Man actually. Eight legs. No, because you had trouble getting out of the bath.

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:57

Ah really uh consistently writing.

SPEAKER_05: 1:21:02

No, I was so we forgot to do it with that. I forgot to tell Alice her job role. But we put all of your answers from all of the questions into AI to give you a new job role on the all-exclusive board. Right? And you are the bottom shelf stacker. Yeah, that checks, doesn't it? Yeah. You start on Monday. Great. Uh what is the first thing you're gonna do as the bottom shelf stacker?

SPEAKER_03: 1:21:31

Um I think probably uh give them shelves a sweep. They've got to be clean, haven't they? And you could imagine that all the dust falls down from the other shelves and it's starting to look a little bit sorry for itself. What you can use to sweep.

SPEAKER_05: 1:21:45

Yeah. Have you got any questions for us before you start your new position? Um is there pay or uh We'll discuss that um after your three-monthly review. Right. So it's three months free. I think it's more commission based, this one. Yes.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:22:04

So amount of shelves stacked.

SPEAKER_05: 1:22:06

Well it depends on yeah, cleanly and half depends on how much people buy things from the bottom shelves, I guess.

SPEAKER_04: 1:22:12

Oh, but they don't, do they?

SPEAKER_05: 1:22:15

Well, they should though. Do you know about that fact in supermarkets? No. So what they do psychologically is they put all of the the marked up high-end what they want you to buy basically in the middle. Yeah. Because that's what the UVIs go for. But if you're top and the very bottom, that's like the good either maybe their own brands. Let me see another thing one with it, or that's the bargains, that's where you should be shopping. So actually, you've got a very important job. Yeah. Right. Thank you very much. Little Legs Ben. Thank you. Uh thank you for joining me, Jack Jenkins, and Littler Legs Ash. Yeah, no, I'm still not happy about that.

SPEAKER_07: 1:22:50

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05: 1:22:51

Um we hope you well, we wish you good luck, should I say, on your coffee drinking endeavors. Yes. Yes, very exciting. We're gonna check in on that. Yeah, do. Uh is there anything you want to say before we go? Um just thanks for having me. And uh see you soon. One more goat impression? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, sheep. I don't do goats. Or sheep. I was gonna say, don't have to leave it right. Just kill one kid. There we go. There was a little legs bends episode on the All Exclusive Podcast. How did you find that? That was wonderful. He's a joy. All of the stories. And there was a few stories there, especially the one about his history teacher. Yes. Um I'm throwing things in because I know Ashley hasn't watched any of it or even thought about it since we recorded it about four months ago. I want to say with his history teacher that he met her, she came to Potter's Five Lakes. Yeah. Unless we've had to cut that, and then that's even funnier that you don't know what we're talking about. Um was I right though? I can't remember. Is that actually what happened? What did he meet her again? Did she no, no, no, no. I think he just started a story about her fancying him. Was it a dent something about a dentist? No. Someone was a dentist. No, no, I don't think anyone was a dentist. I'm sure she was a dentist. She used to be a police officer before being a teacher. Anyway. And then we pretended she was a barista, but I think we've had to cut that because it went on for far too long. Oh, okay. I don't remember any of this. Anyway, um, yes, thank you for watching this episode. Uh one of the things, a couple of things I wanted to talk about. They have a whole Tiptree, Tip Tree Jam section at Five Lakes. Do you know what I was yes, in their shop. Yeah. It was amazing because yeah, Tiptree's really close to it. It is it do you know when you know when someone bigs up something, like whether a film or TV series, and you pull it off for so long and it turns out to be that wonderful? Same with the jam. Yeah. So obviously, my good lady, my wife thing. I don't know if I mentioned I've got wife. The one with the plumber. Um, so that so so she's from Essex, and then Tiptree's near that. And then I've tried the Tiptree Jam, well, a couple of years ago. Delicious. And so I talked about it in the episode, Serena and Devon, who bring me chocolate spread and jam from Tiptree. Once again, a huge thank you to you. But they told me the other last time they were here that they um they're now doing peanut butter. Um, Serena and Devon, whoever whoever you are, you can I um how do I get peanut butter jam? Wait, no, peanut butter jam. No, just well, peanut butter to go with the it's a it's a pot of peanut butter. No what? It's tip tree jam. Yeah, but they're doing other products. Jam butter. No, there's no jam. Anyway, they do jam. Anyway, forget about that. Um so I'm looking forward to going back to Five Lakes and going in the popping shop. Is it peanut butter flavoured jam? Maybe. Is it crunchy or smooth? I don't know because I've not been given any. Can I just say, Jack, I never trust a man who enjoys smooth peanut butter. Why is that it's easier to make. I've made my own peanut butter recently. What do you mean? No, you ha no what? Come on. Maybe in lockdown, what are you talking about? No, this I mean it was a couple of months ago now, but yeah, it wasn't just tastier to make your own peanut butter. You there's no you have what? You literally just stick peanuts in the oven, roast them for a little bit, stick them in a food processor, and blend. You pick the peanuts out of the Snickers bars. That's gonna take a while for a start. Oh my god. This is ridiculous. One thing we really need to do at some point, we need to go down to five lakes. Again, absolutely. And we have to get to the bottom of whether there are in fact five lakes or seven lakes, because it keeps coming up into conversation. Is that and let us know if you are at five lakes, if you're heading to five lakes, please go and count the lakes. Is it five? Is it seven? We need to know the answer. How do we know? How do you know you've not already counted that lake previously? That's the other thing. Yeah, that that is quite difficult. That's a challenge. Well, you've seen you've seen one lake, you have a walk, you have a count, and then you look at another lake and you're like, have I is that have I done that lake already? Have I do you know what I mean? How no, because you just know you've not counted that. Can we go on Google Earth as well? Go and count the lakes. We'll do that after this. Other other Google Earth products are available? No, it's not going to be called a Google Earth product. It's a mapping, like satellite imaging. Other other mapping satellite like NASA. Try NASA instead, others are available. Sorry about that. Um and the last thing I wanted to talk about as well is how much he was annoyed by you saying, you know, saying things wrong, but you saying tender hooks at the end there as well. I said what, sorry? Tender hooks. Tender? Yeah. I would never make that mistake. Everyone, everyone knows it's Tenta hooks. Obviously, Tenta coming from uh the L-shaped bar uh on a piece of wood used for um pulling wool, the ancient tradition. Of course, everyone knows that. And he's not just Googled that at all. No, other search engines are available. If you do see little legs ben around five lakes or seven lakes, depending on what the outcome of that conversation is, make sure you go up and and ask him for directions specifically. Yeah, that does that does upset me, to be honest with you. What what other things can we ask people to throw in when they see little legs ben? Well, uh, what do people mispronounce as well? Damp squid. Damp squid, damp squid. We talked about that. Yeah, that's say you're on tender hooks. Um specifically and specifically are the the the big ones, aren't they? Yeah, even and when we do like doors after a show and people like congratulate you, Jack, for doing a good job, that annoys me as well. Well, if you were ever working at that sort of time of the evening, uh you'd uh you'd know more about that. Yeah, anyway, thank you very much for watching us. Tune in next week. Have you got anything to say before? Yes, can you leave a comment, please, um, on the YouTube? Um, I would like you to type in your favourite misspelt word from this episode? No. Oh. From your life. I don't know what I'm talking about. Have you had any um auto-correction mishaps? And I yes, auto-correction. I hope that one wasn't miss misspelled in the auto caption. Yeah. Thank you very much. Uh we'll see you next week. Bye. Bye. Bye.